Who would win in a boxing match? Kerry or Bush?

PatriotGames

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:06 AM
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Who would win in a boxing match? Kerry or Bush?

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David Dunham

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:07 AM
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1. Kerry easily. Clear height advantage, stronger, and in better shape

But Bush might try sucker punches.

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meti57b

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:10 AM
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3. Kerry ... faster, more coordination, more ability to....

determine opponent's next move, more ability to assess the situation ... not to mention longer reach.

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joycep

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:10 AM
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2. Kerry would win

Bush would be to busy wiping his eyes from crying and yelling for his mama to come help him.

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:13 AM
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4. Don King.

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rooboy

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:13 AM
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5. Bush wouldn't turn up, but would later claim that he did and won. n/t

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shadu

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:15 AM
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6. bush would win

he would kick Kerry square in the nuts first chance he got.
Kerry would beat bush like a drum in a FAIR fight.

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Ganja Ninja

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:18 AM
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7. Kerry in a TKO.

Bush is a bleeder you can tell by the chimp like bone structure in the ridges above his eyes.

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underpants

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Wed Aug-04-04 01:11 PM
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13. W would have trouble figuring out where the ref was going with that 1...2.

It would take him to at least 10 to figure out what was coming next.

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calico1

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:25 AM
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8. Bush would be disqualified for fighting dirty.

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lachattefolle

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:35 AM
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9. All Kerry would need to do is offer Bush a pretzel

He'd win when Bush choked on it.

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DaveFL99

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Wed Aug-04-04 09:38 AM
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10. Bush would fall off the stool

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Downtown Hound

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Wed Aug-04-04 01:04 PM
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11. Bush would choke on his mouthpiece

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No Mandate Here.

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Wed Aug-04-04 01:10 PM
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12. JFK would hold * by the forehead, and he would be wiindmilling

just like Curly of the Stooges! LOL

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