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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:34 PM
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Ashley signaled her desire by ........
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(fill in the blank as your favorite right wing pundit might)

Of course, this CANNOT be a sex thread ;)


Here's mine:

John Fund - .....removing her ankle high sweat sock, exposing her aromatic toe cheese.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:37 PM
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1. George F. Will
"...slowly unclipping his bow-tie and running her hands over his helmet of soft, combed hair and feeling his Herculean physique hidden under his pressed Brooks Brothers Oxford."
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:40 PM
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2. ...blinking "take me now, O'Reilly" in morse code; while...
Edited on Wed Aug-04-04 03:42 PM by Richardo
...directing him to a three-point touchdown on her 'landing strip' with two gigantic orange flashlights.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:41 PM
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3. Anne Coulter
... Declaring her love for Lenin and Stalin then turning the knob to release the poison gas into the chamber filled with patriotic Republicans. She then began unbuttoning her blue Mao-cloak and placed her blue cotton Mao–hat on the head of a small illigitimate child who should be pulling him/herself up by the bootstraps, and offering them a handout of taxpayer money.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:43 PM
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4. Grover Norquist
"...removing every last stitch of clothing from his Adonis-like body and drowning him in the bathtub."

(You really have to know about Grover Norquist to get that one)
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:50 PM
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8. hahahahahahaha -- fantasize on THIS
:evilgrin:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:53 PM
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9. Great Googly Moogly!
What a package! That man's a FLAMIN'!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:56 PM
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10. Thank you SO much for not posting the Speedo shot, CW
<whew>!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 04:02 PM
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11. LOL
The only reason I didn't post it is because I can't find it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:hi:
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sangh0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 04:22 PM
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12. And you wonder why
women scare me
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 05:34 PM
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16. Yeah, I'm quite familiar with Grover
It would be an appropriate ending for him methinks.
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No2W2004 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:46 PM
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5. signing a waver releasing Halliburton from
any and all diseases, mishaps, injuries, or accidental discharges.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:47 PM
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6. Rush Limbaugh
.... opening the childproof cap, my friends, opening the childproof cap on the lovely little blue happy pills that make El Rushbo so happy.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 03:47 PM
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7. delicately running her finger over his hard, shiny knob
casting her vote for the man whom she knew in the depths of her heart would accelerate the apocalypse and bring about the AntiChrist to cleanse the world of the Godless abortionists and homosexuals.

/Falwell
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 04:24 PM
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13. slowly wrapping her hand around Kudzoo's tail - her Jamacian Box Turtle
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burythehatchet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 05:36 PM
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17. we're nominating that one for a Flemmy
(that's the award that the winner gets)
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Arbustosux Donating Member (769 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 04:37 PM
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14. reaching over and turning the TV to Fox News
pure aphrodisiac
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sangh0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-04-04 04:41 PM
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15. "...dropping another $10 bill into the collection plate"
Pat Robertson
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