I'll probably get some freeper accusations for this, but here goes...

trumad

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:39 PM
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I'll probably get some freeper accusations for this, but here goes...

I have fantasies about Pickles.

I think she feels me!

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NewHampshireDem

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:42 PM
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1. I think all of us have fantasies about Pickles ...

but most of ours involve her moving back to Crawford and finding some dust that needs busting while * clears some brush.

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BigMcLargehuge

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:55 PM
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16. BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

You read my mind man!

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comsymp

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:43 PM
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2. FREEPER!!!

Everybody knows that Pickles hasn't felt *anything* since 1986.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:47 PM
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7. Hey...how are you and your inbred relatives!

:hi: :evilgrin:

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Ducks In A Row

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Wed Aug-04-04 04:14 PM
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18. damn

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Doug Decker

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:44 PM
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3. Grosssssss!!!

Now I gotta go shower.

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janx

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:45 PM
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4. Ha! Yeah, that last one was pretty bad...

"18 years old..."

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Bluebear

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:45 PM
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5. There's not enough Xanax in the world

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NewJeffCT

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:47 PM
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6. that just makes me quiver

in fear...

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The_Casual_Observer

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:48 PM
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8. The creature from the black lagoon feels you

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tom_paine

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:48 PM
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9. I KNEW IT ALL ALONG YOU LOUSY FREEPER!

You know, I might be able to dig her if not for two things

1) The large amounts of prescription medications she used. Booze or pot is one thing, but these Rich Pillheads are dangerous and morally bankrupt.

2) The rictus her face is frozen into would make me think I was banging Jack Nicholson's "Joker" Is it possible that, during sex, her grin splits all the way around her head, whichbobs up and down like a Pez dispenser after being disconnected from her lower jaw?

(and does she dispense partially digested Xanax and Percosets at that point?)

Lousy Freeper...

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:48 PM
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10. Then get your wife to dress in a tablecloth and pretend she's her

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TrustingDog

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:49 PM
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11. she's got great hair and a really bad husband.

the batman joker smile I have problems with.

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DeposeTheBoyKing

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:52 PM
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14. Thank you, TrustingDog!

I thought I was the only one who thought she has a Joker smile.

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physioex

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:54 PM
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15. Dude, youre twisted...

One moment it's your dog and its gland problem, and the next minute its pickles and her hair.... ;)

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Beware the Beast Man

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:51 PM
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12. I gotta admit:

She was a cutie back in the day. Who would have known....

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retread

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:51 PM
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13. Just be careful approaching streets with stop signs .

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-04-04 03:57 PM
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17. Trumad, please call your doctor and have your meds adjusted

You might need some more in your system

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Ducks In A Row

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Wed Aug-04-04 04:14 PM
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19. there are drugs for this, ya know

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PopSixSquish

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Wed Aug-04-04 04:21 PM
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20. And Once Again, Trumad is Responsible for Me Spitting Water on My Monitor

Dude, can you like warn me next time?

:bounce:

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trumad

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:10 PM
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21. Let's rehash...

Rich pill popping Mama who probably hasn't had a decent "O" in a long time... Oh...she's feelin me!

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