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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:34 PM
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OK... the Gay Sports Bar is OPEN

C'mon in! We have figure skating, diving and gymnastics on 6 big screens!

Drink special: Midori sours.

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Misunderestimator

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:35 PM
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1. Or if you are a woman and want to generalize... Soccer, Softball and...

Women's wrestling... yeah.

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:36 PM
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3. lol

what, no field hockey?

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:54 PM
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52. you forgot...pro golf

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Misunderestimator

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:56 PM
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53. Watching Golf, no matter the gender, bores the crap outta me.

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Mara Steele

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:55 PM
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71. God DAMN, woman...

have you forgotten women's basketball!!?? :D

I LOVE to watch that...

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matcom

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:36 PM
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2. on the BIG SCREEN now!!

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:36 PM
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4. what's the best way

to clean midori sour off a screen?

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Bunny

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:36 PM
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5. BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Jesus Christ Matcom, you gotta warn people!

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Misunderestimator

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:38 PM
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7. Oh Lord! That's just wrong.

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terrya

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:38 PM
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8. On second thought, I WILL have another cosmopolitan...

:-)

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:39 PM
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10. Am I up next?

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matcom

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:48 PM
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18. you askin' for THIS???

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:49 PM
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20. Damn...look at those rock hard glutes!

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ronnykmarshall

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:59 PM
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27. Damn Matcom

you got a nice ass.

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GOPisEvil

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:02 PM
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30. Ahem, that ass is attached to me!

Sigh...I wish it was that nice....

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Misunderestimator

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:35 PM
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39. Damn... all you straight boys .... where do you FIND these pics?

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matcom

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:40 PM
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43. Ahem

i MAKE them darling! :D

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Misunderestimator

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:46 PM
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51. LMAO... you are SO versatile!

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Blue-Jay

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:38 PM
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6. Here ya go!

Edited on Wed Aug-04-04 05:45 PM by Blue-Jay

On edit: Does Rudy look more like Zomby or Matcom? I'm torn.

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:42 PM
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11. alas

he looks like a little red X.

But Rudy is FABULOUS! I remember watching him skate once, I think at the Olympics, and I pointed out to a friend that he seemed to be trying too hard to be "butch". Then at the end he pulls out a full-blown balls-to-the-walls Liza Minnelliesque gesture/flair and I immediately felt better.

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Blue-Jay

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:44 PM
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13. An 'X'!? Lemme fix it...

oh, bother.

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ronnykmarshall

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:00 PM
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29. Couldn't have been the year he won nationals.

By that time he was out, out, out, OUT!!!

I was so happy when he won.

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Blue-Jay

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:02 PM
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31. Dude, he was ALWAYS "out".

He just didn't say so publicly. Kinda like when Melissa E came out: Everyone I knew said "NO! Really?!?!?!"

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trof

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:39 PM
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9. I was afraid to come in here, 'cause

I'm hetero and I don't like sports much.
But if you have synchronized swimming, I'm your man.
;-)

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Parche

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:43 PM
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12. sports bar

Ok Heineken
and big screen TV of the Divers in Speedos

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:44 PM
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14. Here ya go

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Parche

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:43 PM
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47. wow

you just made my night!!!!

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RodneyCK2

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:45 PM
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15. *Paul Lynde sitting at the end of the bar*...

Edited on Wed Aug-04-04 05:45 PM by RodneyCK2

"So, errryyyaaaaa, it's a bit smoky in here *head wobbles* but they got the best damn beer nuts this side of Texas!"

"HHHHHAAAAAAAA....HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA....HHHaaa...hhaa...ha, *waves hand in front of your face* I got nothing here."

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:46 PM
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16. LOL

Sorry, Mr. Lynde... you're cut off.

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RodneyCK2

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:49 PM
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21. "Ayyyerrrrr, Sammy..."

"But I haven't used up my other drink COU-PON yet.., HHHHAAAAAAAA....HHHHAAAAAA...haaaaa ..ha..ha..*shakes head*. Still got nothing here."

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kixot

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:48 PM
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17. Hey, as long as you've got soccer playing on one of the t.v.'s i'm in.

Though I can't wait to watch gymnastics in a few more weeks.

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:49 PM
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19. Soccer?

Sorry Pal, this ain't that kinda bar. Didn't ya notice the ferns?

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newsguyatl

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:50 PM
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22. wha? no wrestling?

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:51 PM
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23. Can I join in? I just got my Kerry Party Pack

I got bumper stickers and buttons for everyone, or at least the first 40 people who buy me a drink!

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:52 PM
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25. whoohoo!

C'mon in! Oooh! Rhythmic gymnastics is just starting...

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:00 PM
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28. That's ok, but I prefer the ballroom dancing competition

I mean, that is a sport

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terrya

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:52 PM
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24. I do hope the men's water polo competitions are on, as well.And one more..

cosmo, please.

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 05:53 PM
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26. oh yes....

water polo players.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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LynneSin

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:09 PM
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33. Prince William plays water polo

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Swamp Rat

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:07 PM
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32. Keep your eyes peeled for Mike Drudge and Rick Santorum to show up.

Ashcroft has a secret passion for pocket pool so he might cum too.

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:16 PM
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34. Drudge, Santorum, David Dreier and

Lindsey Graham will have to share a barstool. Here, lemme turn it upside down...

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Swamp Rat

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:45 PM
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49. HAHAHAHA!

I'll spin the barstool once they're mounted!

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jukes

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:17 PM
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35. no

precision swimming or ballroom dancing?

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MrScorpio

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:20 PM
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36. Oops

Wrong bar

Sorry

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:20 PM
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37. Hey

we don't allow your type in here... shoo! Don't make me call the bouncer.

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jukes

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:42 PM
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44. Dook

i'm Mara's faghag, do i get a drink, or what?

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:45 PM
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48. here ya go...

One Grasshopper

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jukes

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:48 PM
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68. that'll do fine, barkeep

but you got some doob behind that bar?

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Bundbuster

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:34 PM
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38. Hugs 'n flashes

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:36 PM
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41. heheh

there's a video of Australian runner Matt Shirvington that makes it look like he's smuggling grapefruits in his singlet. You'd think it'd slow him down....

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Bundbuster

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:42 PM
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45. smuggling bananas

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Lefta Dissenter

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:56 PM
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73. holy shit

yes, this is the best place for a straight chick to hang out! :evilgrin:

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DemWitch

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:36 PM
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40. No Cheerleading Championships?

What kind of self rspecting Gay SPorts Bar is this that doesn't have Cheerleading Championships? But I'll have a Long Island Iced Tea anyways...

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MikeG

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:38 PM
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42. Is there any Olympic sport that is NOT gay?

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prolesunited

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:43 PM
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46. Hey, I like all of those sports!

Edited on Wed Aug-04-04 07:29 PM by prolesunited

Does this mean somebody is going to give me a toaster? ;-)

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MikeG

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:45 PM
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50. I know where you can get one, but you'll have to open a new bank account.

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Misunderestimator

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Wed Aug-04-04 06:57 PM
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54. Shit! I totally forgot... it's in the mail

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:03 PM
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55. Hey I thought you were saving all your toasters for me

so we could trade them in on a new cuisine art!

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Misunderestimator

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:05 PM
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56. Ah... let's not be selfish... I think we can spare one toaster

After all... between us, we have plenty! :bounce:

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:15 PM
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57. Oh alright...besides...Proles is cool

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

( the green bouncy thingys are because you like them O8) )

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Misunderestimator

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:18 PM
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59. Damn... you are so generous

I KNOW you're not normally a bouncy icon kind of woman. :)

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prolesunited

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:28 PM
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61. Hey, I thought this was about

ME! :P

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Misunderestimator

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:32 PM
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63. LOL... Ok... back to proles then...

What was this thread about again? :evilgrin:

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:33 PM
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64. Sorry

with Misunderestimator, I find myself getting a bit sidetracked lately :shrug:

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prolesunited

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:36 PM
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67. LOL, perfectly understandable

Edited on Wed Aug-04-04 07:37 PM by prolesunited

In fact, I'm on YIM with Jason right now, but he had to take out the garbage and change the kitty litter. Now, tell me that's not romantic.

I am so glad to see you two so happy together. :loveya:

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name not needed

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:16 PM
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58. I'm not gay, but I'm willing to learn.

Can I stay? :D

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Cuban_Liberal

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:27 PM
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60. Gimme a mai tai and diving...

If you don't love Speedos, you're not gay...

:P

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:35 PM
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65. Here ya go

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Bertha Venation

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:32 PM
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62. switch over to the baseball game & gimme a beer

Don't make me come in here in my flannel & birkenstocks, now....

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:36 PM
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66. you here

Edited on Wed Aug-04-04 07:42 PM by Dookus

to repair the plumbing? Right through that door, sir.

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arwalden

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:50 PM
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69. Aussie Rules Football!!!! I Want Aussie Rules Football!!!

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:51 PM
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70. oh hush up, sissy

Look! Michelle Kwan!

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Bertha Venation

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Wed Aug-04-04 08:12 PM
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74. LOLOL

Stereotype # 2,317, right on cue. Well done!

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Dookus

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Wed Aug-04-04 08:59 PM
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75. Just for you Bertha

:)

Here's a beer. But you'll hafta watch gymnastics.

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Maestro

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Wed Aug-04-04 07:56 PM
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72. Go team!!!!!

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