Asshole Republican Interns...

Someone forwarded this to me yesterday. Apparently this email by an intern in GOP Senator Kay Bailey Huchinson's office is making the rounds in Washington, DC. My wife works in politics, and a co-worker called Sen. Huchinson's office yesterday to confirm. The receptionist said the email is real, and said that Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, Jr. has been fired.

I thought it might be fun to spread this around a bit. Because you can bet this jerk will be running for president in about 20 years...


Subject: you suck

Well, as of this afternoon, I was planning on ruining your career by
making phone calls to all of my parents friends and have you blackballed
from the workplace as well as every prestigous law school in the
country, but then (lucky for you) I decided not to do that because you
are a sad sad person and I will just let your life self destruct right
before my eyes....

Michele I am sorry, I don't care how big of sadistic fucked up crush you
have on me but people like me simple don't date people like you. You are
too competitive with me and you just simply will never be better than
me. I will always have more friends than you just because I don't care
about beating people and lying to get to the top. (You are an absolute
hipocrit in everything that you do, I am not going to go into details
why you are because that would be a waste of my time and yours but I can
assure you if you were to ever meet yourself you would hate your twin) I
have told most all of the staff about our situation now and they already
knew you were really messed you. They said when you were talking to them
about me, they all told me you had "serious issues" and that every word
you said sounded scripted and they knew without a doubt that you were
lying. I have noticed that people who you think are your good friends
actually really dislike you but unlik! e me, they will not tell you to
your face because they would rather be fake nice to you than be your
enemy. .... Now talking about how I am obsessed with money, I simply am
not. You are. You always are trying to impress me by how much money you
have and I don't care. The difference is though I talk about it but it
is never about bragging and it is never directly about money, it is
always directly about the conversation. Forinstance, someone will ask,
what are you doing for july 4rth. And then I will say I am going to
aspen. It is a simple fact that I am but since you don't have a house in
aspen, you get offended because of your competitive nature. When you
talk about money you will say something like UT's tuition is 5% of your
family's income, thus my tuition would be 125,000. Yea, Michele you are
right, I brag too much about what I have.... Well I am just going to
stop writing because you are just absolutely beneath me. I have heard
that you try to undermine people all t! he time that are better than you
and everysingle time it does not work because people can see through
such shallowness and that is why as I have heard so many times, Most
"everyone at UT absolutely hates you." For instance even the people that
you thought were your friends Mellissa Mahaffey or that girl you met at
espn, they hate you, they just never say anything. Everyone knows you
are a pathetic social climber who will go to any discusting means to
move up the ladder. But guess what Michele, you will never move up the
ladder because I am at the top and people like me hate people like you.
You might be able to trick people like me for maybe a month or so but
your true personality comes through after a while and it is vile, if
that. You have sooooo many people that absolutely hate you and you will
never know it because they will never say anything to your face. You
will not succeed in life and even the staff thinks that also, after I
told them about the things that you do. You suck! and good luck being
miserable for the rest of your life. I do not even know why I wasted my
time typing this for suck slime. Everyone tells me that you are so
beneath me (which you are) and I should not get worked up over suck
trifles. By the end of the day if I wanted to, I could make a phone call
and have your life absolutely ruined but there is no need because you
are falling fast enough towards failure without me. In the end, all I
can say is that people love me and people hate you. You should observe
me and take a few notes on how to make real friends. Other than you
tieing this one other person, I have never had such little respect for a
human being in my life. I don't even have to tell you why because in my
very accurate analysis that most everyone else agrees with, if you were
to agree with my analyis about your character than my whole entire
analysis would be wrong. Your inflamed ego has left you so blind and so
impotent that you can nto even recognize the most o! bvious flaws in
yourself. All your old roommates absolutely hated you and you still
think the problem is with them, not you. Well I talked to your roommates
and I thought they nice normal girls. So naturally, you would not fit in
with them because you are so intellectually above them all. Right? You
suck at life and you need to figure out why or you will be miserable for
the rest of your life.

Once again from your intellectual, moral, social, and emotional
superior,
Paul Kelly Tripplehorn, Jr.

This one definitely didn't attend charm school - I don't care how messed up the girl is.

What's he doing using work email to send lengthy emails to his x-girlfriend for?

I'm glad he was fired.

Sorry to say.

Republicans in Love. Oh joy.

sounds like they were made for each other

definition, make you morally inferior? Just asking.

He obviously didn't get a very good education from all those elite schools, since he can't be bothered to use commas and the like.

The last sentence reminds me so sickeningly of that article in the Guardian about Tranquility Bay it just isn't funny.

but Hooray for Hutchinson's office! What a freakin' a**hole. That girl is surely better off w/o him.

I wonder what he's doing today, having been kicked off his precious Capitol Hill perch?

Isn't he charming? What a prick. :puke:

Undoubtedly he mean to write "Discustard" or possibly that his is "disgust-turd."

With old-fashioned disgust, SH

You can be proud of your daddy.

isn't to thrilled with Jr right about now.

If Jr. is any reflection, Sr is dying of shame about now. "what will we tell everybody at the club?

Either that, or thinking of someway to get Hutchinson recalled.

Try googling "Paul Kelly Tripplehorn" and you get someting on his parents (rich texas assholes) and on him (graduate of the Loomis Chafee School, Windsor, CT, probably an overpriced prep school for dumb Republican brats).

your intellectual, moral, social and emotional supereior.

And yes, it is a fairly expensive prep school, but to defend the family honor (I am both the son and grandson of Loomis alumni and the son, grandson and great grandson of faculty members) it's more of a jock school than simply a safety for rich kids.

If young master Tripplehorn (nouveau riche, no doubt) thinks he still lives in a world where that sort of life ruining power is avaliable to teenagers, then he is sorely mistaken. Seems to me he was born about 100 years too late (but I bet his family was poor then) He's got a long, sad life of frustration in front of him, I must say.

If I had single female relatives in the area, I'd tell them to steer clear of this idiot.

uh... is he not doing this via email??

so I guess he isn't telling her to her face either?


what a piece of crap this guy is

I'm think car sales. Yeah, that's it, his daddy will buy him a Ford dealership, and he can drive around in an F-350 with something witty in the back window like "Little boys drive Bow-Ties"

He strikes me as the type....

Sounds like a rejection note from Bob Boudelang.

What a dark scary place is the brain of Paulie Boy !?
Xanax? Maybe Zoloft?:nuke: the tripplehorn estate!

BWAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, for the rest ...

I would have printed this off, edited it for all the tremendous
errors, looked up some psychological pathologies that fit the
ranting contained therein, photocopied and attached them, and
then post it on the intern mailing board someplace.

After I called his mother and got him banned from all law schools,
burned down his house in Aspen, had the IRS audit his parent's
taxes, etc. Et al. Opsit.

The little moran.

RVm itching for a red pencil

For such an elitist, his vocabulary is so juvenile. But he's right. I have no doubt that he is a superior social-climbing egomaniac. ;)

what an asshole!

And I was shocked to find, in the end, that it had not been written by a 12 year old girl.

What with the Bush economy and all the unemployment.

Oh, probably at Tripplehorn Sr's business.
The emplyees there are just gonna love it when Jr. walks in, huh?

This person's mental illness can and should be treated. But anyone that has taken a class in psychiatry knows that any case which goes untreated too often becomes mistaken for a bad attitude, when in fact the root cause may just be a chemical imbalance in the brain. It is unfortunate that the people who hired this individual have not assigned a psychiatrist to this worker, as is done at some work places. But this is typical of neo-cons, if you don't conform..even the like-minded can become the enemy.

This is our one hope of victory in future elections, divide the GOP and win back control of the federal government in November. Intolerance is the heart and soul of their politics.