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HalfManHalfBiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 03:49 PM
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Attention braindeads: Honda Civics are Slow
Putting on stickers and a fart muffler does not make it a sports car. Stop flooring it for a one-block jaunt and cutting people off. I am not impressed.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 03:50 PM
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1. But yellow stickers make it go faster!
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Mika Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 03:53 PM
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3. the 17 inch rims & low profile tires make a stock Honda a race car
My neighbor's kid spent a couple of grand on some fancy BBS wheels. :crazy:
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 03:51 PM
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2. Neon...............
plenty of neon lights. THAT makes them go faster!
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cheezus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 03:54 PM
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4. but they're inexpensive, reliable, and get decent gas milage
and a VTech sticker and flames do make it faster so shut up!
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amber dog democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 03:54 PM
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5. well if you drive politely nothing will happen
My Honda Civic, ( the Green Flash ) can take your Chrysler New Yoker anytime.
My Bump stickers add an amazing degree of panache that other cars can only envy
happy motoring.
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ajacobson Donating Member (828 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 09:06 PM
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6. Oh really?
I've heard that racing stickers add 20 lbs of torque at the wheels and 35 hp. and will stabilize the frame better than front and back tension bars together.

Well, it's what I've heard...
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