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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-09-04 11:57 PM
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Napoleon's mass graves discovered: Bush plans to invade France
"We've discovered the mass graves of emporer Napoleon Bonaparte," said president Bush at his monday press confrence. "We've drawn up plans to invade France so we can liberate the French people and make the world safer from the tyrant Napoleon Bonaparte," also said by Bush at his press confrence. The UN, NATO, and EU have called the Bush administration many times this week telling him that that wouldn't be neccessary because he's been dead for over 180 years. The Bush administration said that those facts are "political cop-outs" given by foriegn politicians so they can appease peace groups.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 08:33 PM
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1. What, nobody thought this is funny?
:shrug:Sheesh
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Gothic Sponge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 08:35 PM
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2. That's it! We must attack!
Napoleon's Corpse might have WMDs!
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-10-04 08:38 PM
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3. I wonder if * will keep his hat like he did Saddam's pistol
:puke:
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