Stock Market Futures Crashing due to Crow Shortage. driving prices through

the ROOOF.

Forget Cheap Crow prices, a thing of the past. Now a days, one would be hard pressed just to find the darn critters.

SafeWay sez they have a 3 month waiting list.
CostCo in the same boat.

WalMart has only a limited supply, 1 crow to a customer is their temp policy.

The huge back log is due to a surge in purchasing by Republicans changing their positions...from a Bush Backer...

to a Bush Detractor....resulting in 1/2 the Nation Masticating Crow.

Despite many cases of choking, the phenom trend is continuing unabated. Hospitals and ERs have developed Crow Choking Fast Response Teams across America.

All those betting on High Crow Prices are buying fine wine and eating caviar, smoking Cubans, driving cars made in Italy.

All those betting on Cheap Crow are either choking or masticating

Come, we go get the Oyster Sauce and Capers.

birds being sold as counterfeit crows to desperate conservatives..

count, LOL.