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Khephra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:05 PM
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Jack Chick meets GOD
http://jhuger.com/tract/dtr/index.mv
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BlackVelvetElvis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:10 PM
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1. Around my classrooms, someone leaves tracts.
I should try to print this one out as a counter!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:12 PM
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2. "But, but..I spent my whole life kissing your holy heinie!"
LMAO!!!!
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JustCurious27 Donating Member (1 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:22 PM
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3. Rethink it man.
I'm not one to be preaching, but don't leave what you've been given thinking that way. Some people can come off as pretty "Holier than thou," but we've all been created.
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:25 PM
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4. No, JustCurious. There has been no "creation."
The earth didn't arrive spectacularly one day 6,000 years ago because God said so, sweetie.

OTOH, if we were created, well then, God created a fine lesbian in Bertha here, no? :hi:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:28 PM
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6. and a fine lesbian gal you are!
:loveya:

I think god worked overtime on ya!
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:46 PM
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9. Ronny? Ever give any thought to moving to Dupont Circle?
I live 1.5 hours away from there, but it's a helluva lot closer than WeHo. *warning shameless statement follows* I miss the devotion of my men friends back home, and none of them will move.

:loveya: sweet thing.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:56 PM
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13. Would that be cool?
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:27 PM
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5. Oh my god!
Jesus Christ that was god damn funny!
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DrWeird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:31 PM
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7. I'd give it a D for effort.
Great idea, horrible delivery. MacCauley Culkin jokes? C'mon!
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:37 PM
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8. That's GOOD! Most Chick Tract parodies I've seen are pretty vicious.
But that one was more effective with a softer touch.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:49 PM
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10. Slight innaccuracy however.
I'm pretty sure Pat Robertson is a Southern Baptist, not Catholic.
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Bill McBlueState Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:52 PM
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12. he's Pentecostal
right?
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frank frankly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-11-04 08:51 PM
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11. great comic! i bookmarked that beauty!
thanks, khephra!
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69KV Donating Member (444 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 01:10 AM
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14. Oh, it's a parody
I though for a sec that Chick finally met his maker. The guy has to be 90 years old by now.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 01:18 AM
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15. Bwuhahaha! That's awesome!
Chick reincarnated as a poor hispanic lesbian named Jackie. Brilliant!

And the best divine justice I've ever come across.
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Lasira Donating Member (72 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-12-04 01:29 AM
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16. had to pass that one on to friends
just too freakin' hilarious.
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