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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 11:53 AM
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Can you wound yourself in your sheep?
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 11:55 AM
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1. Uh - er - how exactly do you mean that, pray tell?
On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 12:04 PM
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2. I swear your honor, the sheep backed into me.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 12:08 PM
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4. and I just happened to be wearing Velcro gloves that day, and for the life
Edited on Fri Aug-13-04 12:35 PM by ohiosmith
of me I don't know how its hind legs got in my wellies.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 12:16 PM
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6. Why the gloves? The lanolin in the wool will make...
your hands so soft!
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 12:05 PM
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3. I was just helping that ewe over a fence!
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bambo53 Donating Member (558 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 12:11 PM
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5. Bucolic humor offends me
I'll have you know that I raise sheep, I'd marry them if they could cook. I'm not sure how many I have, I fall asleep whenever I try counting them.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-13-04 12:20 PM
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7. Cutaneous anthrax is a bitch.


How's that for gross?
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