Help! Question about summoning demons:

Okay, so I was doing some gardening out back, and I found a small, brimstone-smelling hole in a growth of pampas grass. I'm thinking "too big for a rabbit hole...don't tell me I have moles!", so I leaned over for a closer look.

As luck would have it, I had some clover, some eye of newt, and a small vial of virgin's blood in my shirt pocket, and when I leaned over the hole for a better look, it all fell in.

Well, there was this big rumbling sound, and the earth began to smoke and get all hot, and this...well, I don't know what to call it...*thing* came out, and I'm like "whoa, what's with the horns, guy?". So he starts blathering on in an ancient tongue which I was somehow able to understand, about being "He Who Shall Not Be Named" this, and "Katooloo" that, and I'm like, "can you just get back in the hole intil I can get Rentokill out here?"...

So, to make a long story short, the whole neighbourhood is ingulfed in flame, and all the birds have fallen dead from the sky.

The cats are FREAKED OUT.

So...anyone have any suggestions on how to deal with this?

For the record, I'm not Catholic, if that matters.

Where'd you get virgin's blood in Canada?

Be sensitive. He hates that.

a can of worms. You should know better than carry that stuff around in your pocket!

Try sea salt...and lots of it! ;-)

Or a plasma rifle.
And LOTS of ammo.

:scared:

:evilgrin:

Just give them a little time to do their thing and you should be fine.

Maybe try a bar, or a church. Or a bar next to a church.

If so, grab the phone book and look up Sommers, Buffy...

Certanly not as bad as, say - Ann Coulter or Michael Savage.

Give him a few beers, fire up the barbeque - he'll feel right at home.

that your not catholic. I guess these types of things CAN happen to rational folks.

(this is my pick for post of the week)

That's how you summon a demon...so bet him that you can draw a pentagram that he can't reform inside. When he takes the bet, draw the pentagram on his chest. Watch the fun ensue!