Guys: If you were to don one of those little speedos
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Sat Aug-14-04 07:53 PM
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Poll question: Guys: If you were to don one of those little speedos
That the male divers a wearing, what would be the result?
JohnKleeb
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Sat Aug-14-04 07:54 PM
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1. get me my last fuckin rites!
Nicholas D Wolfwood
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Sat Aug-14-04 08:11 PM
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6. No, give everyone near me their last rites if I'm in a speedo
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Sat Aug-14-04 08:12 PM
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I need last rites when ever I am around those things.
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Sat Aug-14-04 07:55 PM
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2. They'd call out a HazMat unit on my ass
Quarantine the town and lock up the sheep.
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Sat Aug-14-04 07:55 PM
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3. The advertisers would pull all their money...
the network would go bankrupt, there would be riots in the streets, babies would be crying, and i would go underground and live as a hermit never to be seen or heard from again.
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Sat Aug-14-04 08:01 PM
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4. If I were to don a speedo in public...
The UN Security Council would pass a resolution authorizing the use of military force to terminate me with extreme pejudice.
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Sat Aug-14-04 08:08 PM
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5. All gay men have a stick
I certainly wouldn't fend them off with mine, I'm not wired that way. Not that I'd have to.
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Sat Aug-14-04 08:40 PM
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we called them posing suits.
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Sat Aug-14-04 09:00 PM
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Edited on Sat Aug-14-04 09:00 PM by NV Whino
Am I missing the speedos? Every four years I hate not having TV reception.
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Sat Aug-14-04 09:55 PM
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10. Three words: Desperately. Need. Tummy-tuck.
And my ass and thighs could use some help too!
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