Post your favorite FREEPER JOKES here!

I'll start:

Q: What do you get when you cross a freeper with a dwarf?
A: A short Wal-Mart clerk.

are they still brother and sister?

A: Four. One to hold the bulb and three to turn the latter.

would anyone care?

work at Wal-Mart, the one I work at must be one of the most liberal freindly places I know, lol. Just about everyone I work with have liberal ideas, but could that be because we are all in college?

...with every fill up".

After topping the tank, the freep ask for his chance at the free sex.
The station owner asks him to pick a number between one and ten.

"uhhh SEVEN!" guesses the freep.
Ohhh, I'm sorry the number was four, replied the owner.

The next day the freep told his friend about his experience, who agreed to drive him over and fill his own car.

Again, after the fill up, the owner once again asked the freep to "Pick a number between one and ten".

"Uhhhh...THREE" Followed by the owner's reply of "Ohhh, sorry again, you were sooo close. It was two".

On the way home the friend confided to the hapless freeper that he thought the game was rigged.
"Oh no it isn't" replied the freeper, "last week my wife won twice".

Good one! :thumbsup:

Q: Why did the freeper man wear a gold chain around his neck?
A: So he'd know where to stop shaving.

A guy walks into a bar with his freeper friend. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the freeper jumps all around the place. The freeper grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your freeper friend just did?"

"No, what?" says the guy.

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table---whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the guy, "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the freeper ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his freeper friend with him. He orders a drink and the freeper starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the freeper finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, holds it up to the light and examines it, then sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Again, he does the same thing with another cherry. This time the bartender sees him and rushes over. "Did you see what that freeper just did?" he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy.

"He stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" says the bartender. “What the hell did he do that for?”

"Well,” says the guy, "he still eats anything in sight, it’s just that ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything before he eats it."

Loved that one lol :D

kick his sister in the chin

A girl who can outrun her father and her brothers...

He shoots her again.