Top Ten Reasons to vote for George W Bush......

Here's a couple - see the website for others:

"5. He's the only candidate who stands for the principles that originally made this country great - like slavery and denying the vote to women.

1. Actually, there's no reason to vote for him if you live in Florida. You don't have to. We got that shit under control."

http://www.othercrap.com/top10_bush.htm

I'm a bit confused that number 10 seems to be positive........am I missing something?...Oh hang on:

"As far as I know, President Bush has not claimed credit for the phenomenal productivity growth that has occurred during his Administration. Nor should he. As Dick Cheney said when asked during the Vice-Presidential debate whether he was better off in 2000 than he was four years ago, "Yes, but government had nothing to do with it." Productivity growth in any given Presidential term is affected much more by private sector trends and by policies of previous Administrations than it is by current policies. I think it will be years before we know how much, if any, the Bush Administration's economic policies affected productivity."

http://www.techcentralstation.com/070804D.html

Has the minor merit of being true.