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Culture Mind Donating Member (55 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:47 AM
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Do you have a superpower?
What would your friends say your superpower is?

According to my friends my superpowers include:
1. Free Cable (6 years of free cable in 4 different residences without trying).
2. Extreme skepticism. I don't believe ANYTHING.
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:48 AM
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1. I have amazing secret-keeping abilities
It's called 'forgetfulness'. :7
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trotsky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:49 AM
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2. I can leap to amazing conclusions in a single bound.
n/t
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:59 AM
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12. Damn it, you stole mine!
Trotsky is also psychic!

Or...maybe...I'm post-emptively psychic. So there. :crazy:
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:49 AM
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3. I speak Cat
n/t
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:49 AM
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4. I'm omnipotent and omnipresent, but you probably don't believe me.
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:58 AM
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11. Oh yeah, disbelief is also a superpower of mine
hee hee hee }(
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Jo March Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:50 AM
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5. I can pick up objects with my toes
Really. I can.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:51 AM
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6. I also have free cable
But I got it due to my knowledge of Islamic culture. (Long story.) :D
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:51 AM
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7. I have the amazing power to be ubiquitous.
Like right now. :-)
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:52 AM
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8. I can speak to animals
Dogs, cats, you name it. Squirrels in particular for some reason really like to listen to me. What can I say, its a gift. :-)
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 12:28 PM
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18. Yes, but do they answer back?
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 12:34 PM
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20. Usually
Unfortunately, I don't always understand what they are saying. ;-)
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djeseru Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:54 AM
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9. An inability to be graceful.
I'm an amazing klutz.
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 11:58 AM
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10. I can turn anything into inuendo.
:evilgrin:
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 12:01 PM
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13. I con spel anyting incorectly
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 12:01 PM
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14. I am invisible.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 12:03 PM
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15. I can turn red lights green...
just by staring at them. :)
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Mr.Green93 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 12:07 PM
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16. the power to empty a room
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 12:21 PM
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17. I can wink with either eye!
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 12:31 PM
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19. I am SUPER MESSY SHUSHI EATER! FEAR MY MESS!

For some reason, Sushi disintegrates upon my dipping it in my soy sauce/wasabi mix. Maybe that has something to do with it being mostly wasabi...
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 02:27 PM
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26. Dunk it fish-side down instead of rice-side down
It takes a bit of practice, with chopsticks, but you'll end up with seasoned fish and intact rice.
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 12:49 PM
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21. Behold! My super power is KILLING THREADS!
If you don't believe me, just come back here in about 10 minutes when you'll find this thread on page 5 of the Lounge!
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Jo March Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 01:55 PM
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23. Oh my gosh! It is on page 5!
Wow. I am humbled in your awesome presence.
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 12:50 PM
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22. Yes.
I can start copycat threads like no one else.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 02:01 PM
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24. When I was little
I could blink things, but only with my dad's help. (I wasn't strong enough on my own.) Once in a while we'd have 'magic potion' with dinner to improve our powers. My brothers always objected. They were just jealous, because they couldn't blink anything.
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MallRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-18-04 02:25 PM
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25. I never get really, hopelessly lost.
I may not end up taking the fastest route to whereever I'm going, but I never get lost. I always know where I am- driving or walking.

-MR
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