How About a Little Pre-Election Satire?

My Presidential predictions
08/17/2004 11:34

Normally, clairvoyance and future-see are not very accurate - it is not an exact science. From the Delphi through Nostradamus, mankind has always sought to foresee events yet to be.
Whether to prevent tragedy or to seek glory and fame, the ability to predict the future has been one of man"s greatest quests.

With fasting, meditation, special preparations, and or a special gift, prediction has never been completely accurate, or remotely close.

I stand before you to predict the future, for in all certainly; these things shall come to pass. My wife tells me not to even bother. She cites one too many glasses of wine have clouded my vision and disturbed my senses. She speaks the truth, but, I still want to give it a try. Here is my future-see.

George Bush celebrated his 10th reelection in a row. His two daughters are still joint co-regents. Bush"s grandson, heir apparent to the presidency, has just graduated from Harvard after two successful semesters. The young man was presented with a hand gun and is now serving his patriotic duty in the Texas unorganized Militia. Without any pay records, he can not be accused of being absent without leave.

The George Bush Sr. Memorial Institute announced that it had developed the new Voter Proxy Electoral computer. The institute stated in a news release than a complete election with presidential election outcome can be accomplished in less than 4.5 seconds. This is one second faster than other previous computer systems. We must also stress that your vote does matter and is completely counted.
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http://english.pravda.ru/mailbox/22/98/386/13785_Bush.html

:)