Star Wars® references (like "Jedi masters" of Unix, Non-Eucliden Algebra, and getting girls' phone numbers).
Star Trek® references (like "Beam me up, Scotty").
Cats.
Libertarianism.
"Goddess Bless You," "Thank Goddess!" and other Jehovah-in-drag cutesyisms.
NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming).
Cthulhu.
Speed Seduction®.
Skepticism.
Wacky theories about the Jews.
Objectivism®.
Men who refer to women as "Females", and
"Females" who trivialize men.
Expatriate Nigerian bankers who Devoutly Crave your Illustrious Quotidian Indulgence.
Nibiru, the Anunaki, and the rest of the
Zecharia Sitchin mythos.
Extropianism®.
WarBlogging.
Neo-Tech® and
ZonPower®.
Wicca, neo-Paganism, and Magic
K spelled with a final "K".
Amy AND David Sedaris. Both must die. Now.
Calling psychedelic drugs "
Entheogens".
Memes.
Keep in mind, this is a
partial list.
--bkl