Creative DUers, what should I do with this...

SemiCharmedQuark

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Sun Aug-22-04 02:24 AM
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Creative DUers, what should I do with this...

Hey late nighters,

After unpacking from state fair, I found this little item. I obtained it after braving enemy territory at the GOP tent. I was going to ask them some questions, but they saw that I wasn't drunk off my ass wearing a confederate flag shirt and knew I wasn't a Bush fan. Damn sobriety blew my cover. Anyway, what should I do with this?

http://home.comcast.net/~sstrangwood/Home.html

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happyslug

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Sun Aug-22-04 02:29 AM
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1. I would take it to my Archery club

And use it as a Target, and after I am finished leave it up to see who complains (My only fear is the Secret Service may not like my choice of targets but Right Wingers have had targets of Saddam, Khomeini and Clinton so why not Bush).

Alterantive: Just make a lot of holes in it and just leave it up on some target range. Just to see who complains.

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northstar

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Sun Aug-22-04 02:40 AM
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2. Ewwwwww.....My eyes!!!! My EYES!!!!!!

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SemiCharmedQuark

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Sun Aug-22-04 02:43 AM
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3. LOL Look at those beady little eyes...

He reminds me of when I was in grade school and everyone would smile uncomfortably in front of some lame background (half stairs, a garden, the world, whatever) to please their parents.

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Gore1FL

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Sun Aug-22-04 02:50 AM
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4. I'd:

a> Put it in front of a Kerry/Edwards sign and sneak throught the Screeners.

b> Fold it into a fan to make it, at least, accurate.

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Ruffhowse

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Sun Aug-22-04 02:51 AM
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5. Burn it quick before it's evil can grow!!!

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TreasonousBastard

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Sun Aug-22-04 02:54 AM
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6. Buy the cheapest toilet seat you can find...

and use it as a picture frame.

Stick it on a dartboard.

Cut to fit, laminate, and line the bottom of the toilet bowl or litter box.

Laminate and glue it to a cheap doormat.

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Wapsie B

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Sun Aug-22-04 03:02 AM
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8. Yeah toilet bowl liner!

That would be perfect.

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Fridays Child

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Sun Aug-22-04 02:58 AM
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7. Fan your bush, of course.

:evilgrin:

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SlavesandBulldozers

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Sun Aug-22-04 03:27 AM
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11. haha

nice one

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CanuckAmok

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Sun Aug-22-04 03:22 AM
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9. Staple it to O'Reilly's head and air-drop him over Fallujah Mosque

just a thought.

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jeff30997

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Sun Aug-22-04 03:22 AM
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10. I'm out of toilet paper so i will print the pic and...

You can imagine the rest.:hurts:

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