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Red State Rebel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 06:45 PM
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Matcom News: Witchcraft Blamed as Man Grows Genital Organ on Face
http://www.newzimbabwe.com/pages/incest9.11512.html

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IN a bizarre incident, a Bulawayo man allegedly developed a female genital organ on the right side of his face stretching up to the chest in what is suspected to be a case of witchcraft.

The man was the talk of the Egodini commuter omnibus terminus in the city on Monday where many people who spotted him as he was boarding a omnibus to Magwegwe West suburb on Sunday could not believe what they had seen.

The man was yesterday admitted at Mpilo Central Hospital where doctors said he had a "cancerous tumor", the Chronicle newspaper reported.

The hospital superintendent, Dr Lindiwe Mlilo confirmed that they had admitted a man with an abnormal growth but could not be drawn to say exactly what it was. She asked this reporter to put his questions on the matter in writing.

Reporters from the Chronicle newspaper say they visited the man at the hospital, and found him having covered the alleged female organ with a towel.

Some members of the public however said they suspected that the man could have fallen victim to juju known as ulunyoka.

Ulunyoka is an illness that results from having sex with a married woman whose husband could have ‘fenced’ her so that any other man who had sex with her develops a certain illness.

The juju is administered on women without their knowledge. The practice is meant to deter adulterous affairs.

Mr Themba Ngwenya a commuter omnibus tout said: “I think this is a clear case of ulunyoka, otherwise how else can you explain the presence of the sexual organs on the face,” he said.

separated by the person who administered the juju.

A man who is a tout at Egodini, told Chronicle that he knows the man and three months ago he did not have the swelling.

“The last time I saw him three months ago he did not have any growth on his face. It was just normal,” he said.

“I don’t know what happened to him in the last three months.”

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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 06:54 PM
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1. I hope his friends don't call him a pussy
yes, yes, tasteless... I know.
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The empressof all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 07:11 PM
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2. What??? No Pictures???? (eom)
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:06 PM
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9. First thing that popped into my head.
Damn, I wanna see this dickhead.
Duckie
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 07:14 PM
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3. Wait until you see him pee!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 07:19 PM
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4. i just LOVE MATCOMNEWS!!
:D

:thumbsup:

:bounce:
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 07:23 PM
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5. I was nowhere near this man
I just want to make that clear, in case RoadRunner is reading this!:evilgrin:
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 07:50 PM
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6. This dude better check with Butters before hitting the talk show circuit
The Man with no face will stomp him a new mudhole . . .
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DemWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-25-04 08:11 PM
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7. Dammit...
I knew substituting Mugwort with Oregano was a no no...
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Red State Rebel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 12:43 PM
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8. ROFL!!! Thanks for a much needed laugh! n/m
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-26-04 01:49 PM
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10. How about some of those other headlines?
• Priest won't bless dreadlocked man's wedding

• Goblins burn traditional healer

• Headmaster gets 5 years for incest affair

• Man who sired 2 kids with own daughter jailed

• Man has two kids with own daughter!

• Headmaster in 5-year relationship with daughter

• Zim sex beast nailed in UK

• HIV tests for Zimbabwe preachers
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