Joke I got from an Iraqi

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

  He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

  St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clock s. Everyone on Earth has
a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

  "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating
that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

  St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved  twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
life."

"Hm.. Can I see George Bush's clock?" asked the man.

"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling
fan."

I got it from an Iraqi chat room

in a bill clinton jokebook, yes its fun to joke at the current president,but in most cases (excludeing GWB, he is a true moron and unworthy of his seat of power) the prez does a good job

I never heard it before--I assumed it was an original joke--if there IS such a thing. Sorry

and :kick: