Sex-starved chimp smokes and spits on visitors

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1085290.html

A sex-starved female chimp at a zoo in central China has taken to smoking and spitting on visitors.

Thirteen-year-old Feili appears sullen, sleeps all the time and ignores visitors except to pester them for cigarettes.

She rushes to the front of her cage and becomes anxious and impatient when her requests for a cigarette are ignored, reports Eastday.com, quoting Shanghai Daily.

It is thought she started smoking after seeing her keeper having a cigarette break.

She has become such a keen smoker that she spits on guests who fail to offer her a cigarette or a light.

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Okay... I know: "Is this really LBN?

Well, I had to read the story 'cause I thought it might have been written regarding the Chimp-in-Chief. :evilgrin:

Isn't this what he's doing--spitting on everyone who disagrees with him. Ever notice how he says "decisions". Pretty slurpy sounding to me!

My first thought was Andrew Sullivan, but, since it's a dainty lil' ol' female...