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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:34 PM
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Oh my God!
Wait, what do you want? Get out. I clearly addressed God in my subject, and this is a private thread for He/She/It and I.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:35 PM
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1. You rang?
:shrug:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:35 PM
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3. You have to fix SLB's spinal cord
He's an abomination right now.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:36 PM
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6. He is verily an abomination unto thy Lord.
I shall cast him into the pit of fire.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:35 PM
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2. You rang?
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:36 PM
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5. I just ate me a ton of shellfish while wearing mixed fabrics.
What are you going to do about it?
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:45 PM
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7. Get you some fashion sense and a breathmint
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:49 PM
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8. I can't worship a God that sounds like an ex
:P
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:51 PM
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9. Fine
then look funny and smell bad. God helps those who listen to me.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:55 PM
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10. You'd think God would remember to capitalize Her pronouns
Edited on Tue Aug-31-04 07:55 PM by jpgray
But, then the alternative of Hedges is too terrifying to bear. :D
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:00 PM
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11. God can reinvent the rules of grammar and spelling anytime.
You cannot, thanks.
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 07:35 PM
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4. LOL - between the two of you, I'll pick Teena my deity, thanks!
:evilgrin:
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papau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:01 PM
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12. Teena cetainly has God like qualities!
Edited on Tue Aug-31-04 08:02 PM by papau
I like evil grin
:evilgrin:

but I like

:party:

better

:toast:

:-)
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:07 PM
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17. But I look far more like a cheap William Blake caricature!
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The Son of God Donating Member (13 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:01 PM
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13. Is there anything I can help you with, my child...
Don't forget to buy The Passion of the Christ on DVD and VHS!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:03 PM
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14. What's your stance on the Albigensian Crusade?
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The Son of God Donating Member (13 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:05 PM
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15. When was the last time you saw me using my feet?
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-31-04 08:06 PM
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16. Damn, the deities are pretty uppity these days.
Touche
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