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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 03:57 PM
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CAPTION Rummy stepping on the rake of the bitter truth
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 03:59 PM
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1. Sheesh,who do you have to bomb to get some decent orange drink around here
n/t
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:46 PM
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10. HAHAHAHAHA!!
</coffee spew>

:D :thumbsup: CanuckAmok!
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:47 PM
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11. Thanks for the laugh!
:toast:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 03:59 PM
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2. Jesus this place is a freakin' mess!
And I'm in the GOOD part.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:00 PM
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He has the look of someone who can't stay and doesn't want to go home
(cue the band)

CLowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you
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zekeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:00 PM
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3. Why thank you Rev Jones, I will have some Kool-aid
oh, no wishful thinking?
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peterh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 07:07 PM
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22. thinking on the same line....
Damn…I hope this stuff didn’t come from Jim Jones
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:01 PM
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4. if you can get a quarter in this cup from there
I'll let you go home. Is this cup upside down? Maybe. Am I giving you the runaround? Probably.
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Japhy_Ryder Donating Member (381 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:02 PM
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5. Why's everyone talking to someone else. Don't they like me?
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larryepke Donating Member (524 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:03 PM
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6. Did this juice come from Halliburton?
Then I guess it tastes good!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:14 PM
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7. "Yep, ain't nothing like chowing down with the troops!
They got the best grub of any army on the face of the earth, and boy they deserve it, too! Just to make a point, I'm having supper with the guys tonight. Just not real hungry at the moment . . . heh, heh. So I'll just have this cup o' joe and maybe later a toothpick."

Rummy is thinking: "Hope my aides don't forget that the steak should be medium rare and the salad's dressing is 'on the side.' I'll blow of these jugheads and reporters in a bit and get down to some serious eating!"
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:19 PM
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8. Gee whiz. Why is Condi the only gal that shows up
at these mixers? Where are all the babes? I wore my blue blazer and everything! I should be getting SOME action...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:42 PM
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9. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,
turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:50 PM
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12. Do you think anyone saw me
spitting into Colin Powell's cup?
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 04:56 PM
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13. "I love the taste of hemlock in the morning!"
"It tastes like...victory. Now get that boom mike outta my crotch."
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 05:00 PM
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14. BTW, Underpants - GREAT subject line!!
"stepping on the rake of bitter truth" HA!
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On the Road Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 05:06 PM
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15. "Would I Characterize This Party as Sucking?"
"Heavens yes!"
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disgruntella Donating Member (983 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 05:08 PM
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16. "another saturday night, and i ain't got nobody" n/t
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toddzilla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 05:21 PM
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17. i made it all the way to the back of the room..
so i could let one rip.. and now this asshole shows up with a boom mic..

guess i'll hold it and be cool..
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 06:11 PM
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18. Waiting in the VIP area, Rumsfeld reacts to the public announcement
... anyone who has taken a drink from the yellow coolers should report to sick bay ... repeat ... report to sick bay if you have taken a drink from the yellow coolers ... do not drink from the yellow coolers ... repeat ... do not drink from the yellow coolers ...
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 06:25 PM
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19. Rummy is thinking: "Ah hah! A weapon of mass destruction!
This damned coffee is lethal!"
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BelgianMadCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 06:57 PM
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20. I cannot show my smile... I cannot show my smile...
I have to keep the lining of my pockets out of sight as well
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-04-03 07:07 PM
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21. Note that Rummy's right pinkie is extended as he grips his styro cup...
Now, *that's* class!
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-05-03 12:08 PM
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23. Typical good ol'boy at work ... standing around ... drinking coffee ...
... hand in pocket ... telling war stories ... doing nothing ...
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PATRICK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-05-03 12:38 PM
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24. Iraq Baked Food Sale
Runs out of sweetener for the water poor lemonade.
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