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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:19 PM
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Woman Catches Her Brother Having Sex With Potbelly Pig
Edited on Wed Sep-01-04 03:20 PM by matcom
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Ouachita Parish Sheriff deputies arrested a West Monroe man for committing a crime against nature Monday night.

Deputies arrested Austin Gullette, 45, 4266 Jonesboro Road, West Monroe, for allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with a pig.

Gullette's sister, owner of the pig, said she caught her brother in the act. She said she walked outside because she heard squealing and discovered her brother with one of her three pigs.

When the witness confronted her brother, she said he took off running into the woods.

Deputies left the pig, a 125-pound Vietnamese potbelly, in the care of the owner, who said someone would come out to her residence to see about the animal.

"I'm embarrassed that this is my brother," she said. "I've never in my life seen anyone do this to a harmless little animal."

Maj. Royce Toney, with the OPSO, agreed that the event was a rare incident.

"In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig," Toney said.

However, Toney said similar incidents with dogs, donkeys and sheep have been reported.

http://www.thenewsstar.com/localnews/html/ECB23D8A-47A8-403A-BBC6-AB8EC27AA280.shtml
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Mizmoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:21 PM
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1. I found a webpage once decrying "animal rape"
It was a whole tirade about beastiality and how the animal is basically suffering a rape. I wondered if it was a strange parody, but the tone was very serious.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:22 PM
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3. Of course it's serious
Damn.
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chiburb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:30 PM
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8. Any sex without "informed consent" is rape and wrong...
Neither child nor dog/pig can give that consent, hence the tirade you read.

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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:21 PM
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2. West Monroe...enough said...
Oh yeah...:puke:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:55 PM
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9. your home town?
just wonderin' :D
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:57 PM
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11. No, but I have friends from Monroe.
They've told the stories. :D
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 10:48 AM
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41. This is actually in BAWCOMEVILLE...behind the PAPERMILL....
.....people there are referred to as BAWCOMEITIES AND BAWCOMEVILLIANS....so there ya GO!! Proves that pollution from paper mills will warp yer DNA!!! :crazy:

BTW David..who do ya know that lives here in m'home town? :shrug:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:22 PM
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4. He clearly spent too much time watching the RNC
Perhaps he can even use over-Repuke-exposure as sort of a "Twinkie defense"...
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:24 PM
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5. matcom....where the hell do you find this stuff!!!
Sick puppy! :evilgrin:

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:28 PM
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6. oink!
:P
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:30 PM
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7. He must not get down to Mardi Gras very often...
"In the 29 years we've been here, we've never heard of anyone committing a crime against nature with a pig," Toney said. :)
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 03:56 PM
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10. better the brother than the husband I guess
I still can not comprehend why anyone would want to have sex without consent whether it be with adult humans, children, or animals. sick.
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 04:02 PM
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12. What? You don't think the pig was "asking for it?"
Pardon me, I'm in a relly bad mood today. I watched the Republican convention last night, and Arnold made me think about pigs.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:31 PM
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24. I've seen the way some of those pigs act around guys. My bet is
the pig got what it wanted.
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:47 PM
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34. Did he at least buy the pig a drink?
--IMM
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Sequoia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 06:42 PM
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37. Or said, I'll respect you in the morning.
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 07:14 PM
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39. apparently yes
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 04:08 PM
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13. and here I thought this was a copycat thread
...and people claim I'm insane.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 04:09 PM
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14. accept no substitutes
MatcomNews "reports" and DECIDES for you! :D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:14 PM
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20. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying
:7
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:38 PM
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30. i thought YOU would like this
WHY? not sure. :7
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 04:16 PM
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15. Another chubby chaser, huh?
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 04:19 PM
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16. In our Sociology classes,
Edited on Wed Sep-01-04 04:20 PM by YellowRubberDuckie
Dr. Holley always mentioned this German fool who used to perform sex acts on his dogs on the main road in Korn, Oklahoma. They've since committed him. THANK GOODNESS. I think this sort of thing happens somewhere in every state. But I think we just keept it quiet.
Duckie
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:14 PM
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21. I can't help but point out, that the same year Texas made sodomy illegal
(only sodomy between people of the same sex, mind you), they took the beastiality laws OFF the books.

How much you wanna bet Republicans don't consider sex with animals cheatin'?
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sangh0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 04:23 PM
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17. Actually, having sex with animals, particularly domesticated animals
is a great way to create a new pandemic.

Think about all of the great epidemics. Plague, chickenpox, smallpox, etc. They all have one thing in common....they came from domesticated animals.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:28 PM
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23. ok, you recovered, sangh0
I was seriously wondering how you were going to finish that sentence. :o
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sangh0 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 11:08 AM
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43. There's nothing quite like
putting the word "sex with animals" into one's subject line :-)
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:00 PM
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18. I enjoyed this part
Comment following the article -


What next?
"I would just like to make a comment on the story entitled, "Police accuse man of crime against pig". I don't believe that there is any reason to release the personal information related to this arrest. I am uncertain of the legalities of releasing this man's information, but the point of my comments is not a legal issue. I really want to know WHO CARES if the next door neighbor is screwing livestock. This is not something I want to read about in any newspaper or other reporting media. I feel that there are more important issues that would make better use of my time and money. I don’t feel that this ‘news’ is worth the time it took to type. What next? Preacher caught with blow-up dolls!"
Jason Byrd
Simsboro, LA


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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:11 PM
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19. The pig: " Me so horny! Love you long time! Do all things!
Sucky, sucky! Me so horny!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:23 PM
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22. Finally, proof!

Oxyrush is gay!
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:31 PM
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25. I didnt realize Paula Jones was still getting around
:evilgrin:
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:32 PM
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26. This reminds of of a Whose Line is it Anyway skit..
When Tony has to sing about being in love with a pig, that was a classic.
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MrSandman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:33 PM
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27. Paging Mr. Trippe, Mr. Bobby Trippe...
"Squeal like a pig"
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:33 PM
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28. Screeeeeeeee!!!
I just saw some potbellied pigs yesterday. They are sooo cute. Um. But not in that way AT ALL.

Ewwwwww.
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GingerSnaps Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:37 PM
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29. Was he trying out for a part in Deliverance part 3?
Poor little piggy I hope the judge puts him in jail and he gets raped!

Sick jerk was hamming it up with a boy or a girl pig?
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:42 PM
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31. Here's the worst part
He had picked the ugliest one.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:44 PM
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32. The uglies are the easiest! Why waste time sweet talking the cute ones
Edited on Wed Sep-01-04 05:47 PM by ohiosmith
when the ugly one is a sure thing?

Check out these chops!
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 05:45 PM
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33. Potbelly?
Couldn't he get a slim one?

Guess the good ones go early.
:)
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 06:06 PM
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35. Brings a whole new meaning to Stuffed Sausage eh?
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Hawkeye-X Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 06:10 PM
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36. Heh
:eyes:
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WoodrowFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 07:12 PM
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38. the worst part is
the bastard was two-timing the goat!
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-01-04 07:15 PM
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40. Deliverance, from evil. "Squeal like a naive suburbanite - PIG!"
Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

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Pert_UK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 10:57 AM
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42. Was his name Mr Garrison? n/t
P.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 12:04 PM
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44. kick
:kick:
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Ganja Ninja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 12:22 PM
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45. Good thing it was a pig and not a box turtle.
Otherwise the Republican's would have a field day with this story.
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