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oscar111 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:13 AM
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Lap Dancing-what is that? oldster asks
Hi,
i "dont get out much", so could some young whippersnapper pls tell this guy just exactly what lapdancing is?

In real detail. Dont avoid details out of prudishness.. i want a good definition. Too many definitions on these boards are vague.
thanks
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fujiyama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:21 AM
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1. Well
It's when a person, usually a stripper dances (more like rubs their body) on the lap of the client, with the sole intent of arousing them.

I hope that helps.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:26 AM
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2. And by lap, they don't mean just the legs.
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 08:04 AM
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5. For an extra $10, you can get the thonged ass right in the face...
or so I'm told.

Well, he said he wanted the gory details.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 02:36 AM
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3. It's when an Olympic runner wins and does a little jig afterwards.
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whalerider55 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 07:30 AM
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4. it's when...
your dog does that tail-waggy, hip-shakey thing while drinking water from a bowl

whalerider55
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-02-04 08:16 AM
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6. It's what your friends buy you for your bachelor party.
You're escorted into this creepy theme room that looks like a kid's bedroom. Then a strange woman you never met tells you to relax as she gyrates against you and pretends that it's the best thing that ever happened to her.
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