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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 10:51 AM Original message |
Tell me your (fake) problems and I'll try to advise you! |
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cheezus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 10:55 AM Response to Original message |
1. leo is after me |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 10:57 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. If I assume that you are referring to a lion... |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 10:58 AM Response to Original message |
3. Magnum condoms aren't big enough. Help! |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:01 AM Original message |
Don't get this thread locked! It's getting too few hits as it is! |
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whodiedandmadeUSgod (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
4. All my jeans are way too big! |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:01 AM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Buy a belt |
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lumberingbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
5. I think I have aliens living in my nose... |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:02 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Ask them nicely to keep it down at night... |
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name not needed (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
8. What about us brain dead slobs? |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:07 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. You're republican!? |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:13 AM Response to Original message |
10. I have too much money, my child is perfect and my husband loves me |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:15 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Get a cat.... |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
12. I can't afford to keep buying pants |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:19 AM Response to Reply #12 |
13. You have two options here: |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:20 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Would a nudist colony accept me? |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 11:24 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Last answer until after 3... |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
16. Kick |
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Dan-W (383 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 04:22 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Dear Guy, |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 04:26 PM Response to Reply #17 |
18. 05 |
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Lavender Brown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
19. I'm despondent! Help |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 04:31 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Tape or mind powers. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
21. Dear Guy |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-04-04 08:49 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. yes, but you disgust me too much. |
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ElsewheresDaughter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
22. Dear Guy, why does my husband tell me almost every eving over dinner |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-04-04 08:50 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. If he starts talking about soap right afterwards... |
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Texasgal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-02-04 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
23. Dear Guy, |
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Guy Fawkes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Sep-04-04 08:51 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. Next time you have a sculpter make you a bust... |
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