A story about me and Zell.

I’m an Indian man and I was driving through the north GA mountains, you know, where Zell is from?

I go rafting up there.

Well its pretty scary up in those mountains...sort of like in Deliverance ...Ned Beatty sort of scary. Anyway, on one trip we went to put our raft in and came upon the actual deliverance family. Extra limbs, teeth growing out of foreheads, the whole 9 yards.

It really freaked me out. So on the way home I get pulled over by a trooper. He looked just like Zell. It could have been Zell’s cousin, or brother, or both.

So he walks up to my car an I’m thinking to myself what is the worst that can happen. And I was petrified when I thought of the nightmare scenario. The trooper looking me over and saying “Boy, you got a purty mouth”.

I screamed. Thanked him for my ticket and got home as fast as possible.