Rabrrrrrr's Labor Day rant against our immature psychotic fake president

Dear Mr. Fake President:

First, just let me say that I think you suck. You suck as a human bring, as a president, and as a theologian. As a Christian, your practices are way off base from the Gospel, but as I am firm believer in universal salvation (not just the salvation of non-gay, non-female, non-non-Christian, non-non-white, anti-abortion, pro-execution, blah blah blah Christians, of the type that have taken over the republican party and this country and sent it on its quick path to hell), I have to believe that God loves you anyway. But, I wouldn't be at all surprised if God is up in Heaven pounding her mighty head on a tree repeatedly over the boneheaded, idiotic, hate-filled bullshit that you spew in her name. But all that is beside the point, because today is labor day, so I need to address how much you suck in relation to labor.

You suck, in relation to labor, a full 100 percent. You might ask, Why is that? Though I doubt you would ask that, because your undeveloped ego, stuck at the level of a world-revolves-around-me three-year-old, wouldn't bother to ask a question; no, I'm sure you would immediately have some kind of tantrum and spew bile back at me for suggesting that you suck 100 percent. Which tantrum and bile would simply be proof to my claim that you have an undeveloped ego. Asshole.

So, I'll answer the question which you could never bring yourself to ask. The reason you suck, in relation to labor, 100 percent is because, contrary to all the bullshit you spew to cloud the vision of the very laborers who sacrifice their living to vote for you, its quite obvious you couldn't give a goddamn about any of them. Except, of course, for their capacity to labor. But, much like you couldn't give a rat's ass for a soldier once they've signed up for the military, and feel no remorse in cuttnig their combat pay, and that you give even less than a rat's ass for the injured ones, since you keep cutting veteran's benefits (which includes medical care), you don't give a rat's ass for the common laboring janes and joes. Your constant blowing of the corporate penis in this country, cutting jobs, laying off workers, allowing work to go outside the country, letting corporations practice shady and illegal accounting practices, letting corporations move their bases offshore to avoid paying taxes, and also your constant tax cuts that benefit the wealthy and offer peanuts or less to the working person is just the frist round of proof that you suck.

Then there is the issue of relaxing EPA guidelines, allowing those corproations to pollute more - and that pollution goes to poor areas and working class areas. And the issue of relaxing OSHA guidelines. I bet you piss your pants laughing over the thought that soon this country will be back to the glory days of workers chaines to their tables and the doors locked, so that when fires break out, they all burn to death. Like the Jews that your grandfather, Prescott, and also your good buddy Arnold's father, helped kill during World War II. Laugh away, Mr. Toddler boy. It just shows, to anyone with eyes to see and ears to hear, that you are not only the worst, and least capable "person" to ever run this country. But, lest you think it's all bad, you have managed to be the best at a few things: you are the most evil, most despicable, and most two-faced. And, as I mentioned, the most immature. And though I don't this for sure, but I bet you hold the record as the president who has most abused and misused the Word of our Lord for your own personal gain and glory.

In closing, let me say that not only do you make me sick, you make me ill. You make me ashamed to be a Christian, and you make me ashamed to be an American. You, sir, are the worst thing - since the civil war - to happen to this country. And apart from Reagan, you are the worst thing to ever happen to the common laborer. How you suckered those same people into thinking that you care about them does, I have to admit, give you credit for your smooth talking ability to convince people of the rightness of your position. An ability we have not seen since the devil took the form of the snake in the Garden of Eden. Not that I'm specifically drawing any direct conclusion, but you have to admit the evidence is just kind of there, hanging, waiting to be plucked. Don't you think?

But, no, I don't think you're Satan. Satan, I would hazard to guess, would be a bit more mature and subtle.

So, on this Labor Day, I'm sure you will give some bullshit two-faced speech about the glory of the laborer, just like you do about the glory of the soldier while your other mouth is cutting their pay and their benefits and help to their families. I will be praying FOR the laboring people this day, because that is the category I am in, it is the category my family are all in, my father and mother were in, and the category most of my friends are in. While you systematically, and quickly, destroy everything that has been achieved for the common laborer in this country, I will say a prayer that you lose the election, that sanity be brought back to this country, and that common, decent, average human beings can live again without fear of being fired, laid off, or otherwise discharged and left out to starve and die in the cold of a republican run new fuedal America.

A final roaring and energetic and unashamed FUCK YOU on this Labor Day.

Hoping you lose in Novemember and that Kerry offers you up to the Hague for trial for war crimes, I remain, sincerely,
Rabrrrrrr

p.s. - nyah nyah nyah, you little baby.

p.p.s - fuck you

p.p.p.s. - I learned that from Cheney, by the way. So fuck you.

p.p.p.p.s. - nyah nyah nyah nyah, little baby. Gonan cry? Huh? Show me some tears, ya little baby. Stupid fuck.

didnt' realize I'd written that much.

a day in his life.

He said he would run the country just like a business.

And I'll be damned, but he has. The only thing he said truthfully in his whole career.

Remember that the new "improved" labor standards put many people into the category of people who are exempt from overtime pay. Now, I have my own issues with union people willingly working so much overtime when it was unions who fought for and won the humane 40-hour work week. On the other hand, if employers are going to scrimp and save by assigning overtime instead of hiring enough people to do the work in the first place, people ought to be paid for the time they work.

Of course, I say this as a salaried person who's never gotten overtime pay for a single minute of the 55-60 hours I tend to work in an average week.

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Brilliant!

Very good post. It's too bad that he does seem incapable of even trying to view workers as people instead of another piece of machinery.