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Neshanic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 12:46 AM
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If cats could read your mind, would you want one?
If they would do my bidding....yes.
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jdj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 12:48 AM
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1. They can.
They just don't laugh out loud, thank God.
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 03:10 AM
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6. Oh...but they do. Proof.
http://dwd.hu/cat.swf
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 12:48 AM
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2. If they would do all of my chores for me , sure .
If they knew when I wanted to tell someone off , sure . Although when it comes to cooking , I don't like hairballs in my food .
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:13 AM
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3. Honey, they don't just read minds, they do mind control.
Trust me. When you understand that, then you can be a responsible cat caretaker person. Maybe.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:15 AM
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4. Want one what? A cat, or a mind?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:24 AM
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5. They'd never be around cause I'd always be thinking
"Kick cat, kick cat."
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Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 04:08 AM
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7. Three cats have owned me in my lifetime.
And heck, they already can. Read minds, that is. ;)
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scottcsmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 05:14 AM
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8. You have it the wrong way
We're doing their bidding.

:evilgrin:
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VOX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 05:50 AM
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9. Isn't this the truth. I feel like I'm "on staff" for my two cats...
"May I get you anything else?" "Comfortable?" "It's okay." And so on.

Damned embarrassing.
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