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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 11:42 AM
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The Brain-Fart of all CAPTIONS!!!!


W. is "thinking": "What-the-f*ck-is-so-freakin'-funny???? All I said was that I had a idea about paying off the deficit on account of the Valarie Plame nonsense . . . . having, like, spy cards that we could sell and everybody could collect and trade and have their favorite spies and stuff. . . . I think it's a GREAT idea . . . Geez, reporters can be SO juvenile!"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 11:50 AM
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1. W feeling the pain of OB/GYN's all across the country
:bounce:
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tandot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 11:52 AM
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2. Why do people hate me?
It was so much fun starting that war and conquering another country. It was even more fun to wreck the economy, the environment, and give that fat tax cuts to my filthy rich buddies. I just don't understand why nobody loves me... :cry:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 11:53 AM
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3. What...me wonder?
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Lerkfish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 11:57 AM
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4. My entry:
Photog: Uh, mr. president? could you move your head a little to the left....no, YOUR left. That's right. Thanks, now I only have one horse's ass in the shot.
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 12:01 PM
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5. "Pretending to be a Christian is gettin' boring. I'm gonna start
pretending to worship Baal."
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 12:03 PM
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6. Teddy Roosevelt is saying --
I'm sick of them using me for a backdrop. The only connection between him and this painting of me is the horse's ass and the only hill HE ever charged up was Cocaine Mountain!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 12:54 PM
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7. W. is "thinking": "Gee, why couldn't I have been born "back in the day"
like everybody else. If I was president with Teddy we coulda charge those hill together on horses. . . . Nowdays they don't allow a president to have fun like that. And besides, they don't use horses. They drive up the hill. In a car or tank or something. . . . Never makes for a good picture . . . like Teddy got . . . Geez."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:55 PM
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8. W. is "thinking": "Campaign? Shamplain. Why do I gotta make speeches and
stuff? . . . Heck, I got the Army . . . And another thing . . . Why the heck do we need to have stupid elections and stuff. They're just a waste of time. . . . And anyway, I go the Army."
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 02:23 PM
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9. Lights, Cameras, Smirk
W is thinking: Hell, I don't even care what I think
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 04:10 PM
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12. Sweet!
I've been in editorials and GD-Campaign for awhile. Missing out on captions. This one shows me how much I might have been missing!
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yellowcanine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 02:29 PM
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10. "I wonder if Pickles would go along with joining the Amish when I lose."
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 02:29 PM
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11. Is he modeling for his animatronic double at the Hall of Presidents
at Disneyland/World, or is it filling in for him while he goes out for a booze run?
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