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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:19 PM
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Musicians who you'd have sex with only because you like their music.
There are some godawful ugly people out there who suddenly become sexy when they sing or play.

Nick Cave, for one. Yeah, I'd do Nick Cave. (Everyone at the show I attended would have done Nick Cave, at least right then...)

I'd probably also have done a threesome with Lou Reed and Nico (um, aliveness permitting). It would have been...interesting, to say the least.

(Sorry for the actual real-question copycat, SLB.)

What say you?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:20 PM
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1. Elvis Costello
Donald Fagen

I can think of more... I know it...
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:23 PM
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2. Now...see...Elvis C. is an archetypal nerd.
Nerds are sexy, independent of their music (at least to me).
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:25 PM
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3. Yes, I agree
But... there's something about his face that I find unappealing. I dig the glasses and the facial hair, but... something's just not working for me.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:27 PM
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7. Fair enough.
I can't think of anyone else right off hand...so many fugly musicians, though...
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:29 PM
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10. PJ Harvey.
Who looks oddly like Stacie, the designer on 'What Not To Wear' on TLC.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:29 PM
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13. I think she's sexy. n/t
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:30 PM
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14. me too! Mmmmm, PJ Harvey lust
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:34 PM
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19. I only read the first half of your sentence
and got immediately confused.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:36 PM
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22. No. You don't look like PJ Harvey.
In fact, you don't look like any musician I can think of, off hand.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:43 PM
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23. I can't think of anyone either.
I've been told I look like Stephanie Herseth and Gilda Radner, and "oh, I know someone who looks just like you" comes up fairly frequently. None of it fits. I suppose I could throw on enough makeup for generic goth or generic pop tart, but who knows?

If I was casting someone to play me, I'd cast Linda Cardellini, but only because I was Lindsay Weir in high school.
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truthspeaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:25 PM
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4. Siouxsie
All the other female musicians I lust after are hot:

Suzanne Vega

Sarah Maclachlan

Natalie Maines

Dido

...
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:26 PM
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6. Siouxsie's hot.
Mind you, I do have odd tastes.

I'd probably shag Macy Gray.
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Quahog Donating Member (704 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:44 PM
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24. I'd do Siouxsie even without the music
I have always had the hots for her!
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:26 PM
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5. Mine wasn't a real question.
I was just trying to bug tigereye, who got annoyed at our ribbing of Dolores O'Riordan in the Cranberries thread.
How incestuous can our threads get?
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:29 PM
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9. As long as we don't start "Which DUers would you have
sex with only because they're DUers" or something similar (which would get locked anyway), I think we're OK, incest-wise....
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:29 PM
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12. Easy. ChavezSpeaksTheTruth.
Rrrrowww!
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kaiden Donating Member (811 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:28 PM
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8. Steve Page, Ed Robertson and Adam Durwitz.
eom.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:29 PM
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11. Lemmy Killmeister.
I'd ride him like a goddamned tilt-a-whirl.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:32 PM
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16. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Damn... now there's spit on my screen.

I'm definitely going to use that... hope you don't mind. :)
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:36 PM
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21. So long as I don't have to be there, watch it, see photos
or hear a vivid description...

You have my blessing on that one.
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:31 PM
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15. Bjork and Jonatha Brooke
Both at once would be kinda fun.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:33 PM
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17. The legendary Rick Astley, of course.
Assuming he's still actually singing...

T
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 03:27 PM
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43. Yummy! He's lost his baby-face look...
... but I wouldn't kick him out.

-- Allen
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:34 PM
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18. Shirley Manson


(aw, who am I kidding? I'd have sex with Shirley anyway...)
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:53 PM
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30. you`ll have to fight bartcop
for her!!!!!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:55 PM
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32. Totally worth the fight!
I'll throw sand in his eyes first.
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Emboldened Chimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:35 PM
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20. Sheryl Crow
but I'd sleep with her no matter what her music sounded like...
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:44 PM
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25. D'oh! How could I forget?! Joey Ramone!
I remember saying as much long ago, and getting crap for it for ages...
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Quahog Donating Member (704 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:46 PM
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26. Joni
Without her music and poetry, I never would have given Joni Mitchell a second glance. But you roll it all up together in one package and, well....
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:50 PM
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27. Myself.
The only reason I masturbate is to get closer to the genius.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:51 PM
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28. But isn't it hard to keep having sex with someone you hate so much?
:shrug:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 02:04 PM
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34. I dunno. Ask my wife.
n/t
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:54 PM
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31. Your penis is "the genius"?
Mine has ADHD.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 02:03 PM
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33. Your words, not mine.
Actually, my penis's name is "Helen."
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 02:08 PM
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35. I don't know what mine's problem it...
...but it keeps vomiting.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 02:10 PM
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36. It has that effect on everyone.

"I just threw up in my mouth a little bit"
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 01:51 PM
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29. Frank Black-The Pixies
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 03:07 PM
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37. Page, Hendrix, Bowie, Keef, Townshend...and Britney Spears...
Becuz I LOVE her music. Hell-on-wheels do I love her MUSIC! Her muzak gets me hot, hot hot. That crazy lathered-and-oiled slut-skank-Republican has produced some of the best MOOZIK of the last 900 years. Artist that she is, she is worthy of my, er, affections. To quote Marty Balin, I'd like to "pluck her body like a string." Out of respect, mind you, for her artistry.

Also, Brian Wilson.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 03:11 PM
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38. See... I think Bowie isa ctually hot, though
It can't be just me. Those EYES!
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 03:14 PM
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39. Bowie is kinda hot
Androgyny is sexy if you can pull it off.

On an only peripherally related note, I've heard many, many women say they'd schtup Mick Jagger. That one I can't see, no matter how much you like the Stones (which, musical heretic/idiot I am, I could take or leave).
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 03:18 PM
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40. Agree on Mick
He's just not not not doable in my book.

As for their music... I like it but I don't think they're the rock gods most people seem to think they are.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 03:18 PM
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41. Keith was hot when he was younger.
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-08-04 03:19 PM
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42. Hey, no, don't get me wrong. Straight I may be, but Bowie IS hot!
I have the good fortune of living in his neighborhood and I get to pass him on the street every couple of months. Believe you me, Ziggy's still stardusting all OVER the damn place. The man exudes pure primal charisma from 50 paces.

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