Bush UNDERCOVER IN CIA During Missing Five Months

A-Schwarzenegger

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Wed Sep-08-04 02:49 PM
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Bush UNDERCOVER IN CIA During Missing Five Months

Breaking News (reliablefriendofneighbor.com):

President Bush is asking for ten seconds of network
time tonight to announce that he was working undercover
for the CIA on a secret mission in an unnamed country
during the five months he was missing from the National
Guard in Alabama. He will say that that is all he can say
at this time due to national security concerns. Scott
McClellan, Bush's Press Secretary, declared:
"The President is confident that this disclosure will
put this issue to rest."

(surely more to come)

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democrat in Tallahassee

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Wed Sep-08-04 02:50 PM
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1. you mean hiding under the covers cause he was sceered?

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Catfight

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Wed Sep-08-04 02:50 PM
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2. LOL...good stuff. n/t

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soupkitchen

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Wed Sep-08-04 02:50 PM
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3. I thought he was working undercover in the drug war

Interrupting enemy supply lines by diverting them up his nose.

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7th_Sephiroth

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Wed Sep-08-04 02:50 PM
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4. i dont think errand boy

counts as undercover work

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Catfight

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Wed Sep-08-04 02:50 PM
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5. You sure he wasn't writing his memoirs, "George Bush, the Missing

Years?"

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benburch

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Wed Sep-08-04 02:51 PM
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6. Stolen from a "Tom Tomorrow" 'toon...

Edited on Wed Sep-08-04 02:51 PM by benburch

Though it would be FUNNY to hear him try to pedal such an excuse!

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A-Schwarzenegger

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Wed Sep-08-04 02:54 PM
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8. 1000 % Innocent !

Great minds think alike. I swear to God I would
never ever ever ever ever steal somebody else's material ever
unless I was sure I could get away with it.

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benburch

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Wed Sep-08-04 04:12 PM
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11. I believe you!

It just shows that satire has its own wavelength, and some people are in tune with it. :)

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RobertSeattle

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Wed Sep-08-04 02:52 PM
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7. Mr Bean = Mr Bush?

Hmmmm...

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Demeter

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Wed Sep-08-04 03:07 PM
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9. CIA Doing A Brainwash?

Because they couldn't do a brain transplant.

How dumb do they think we are?

Or is that a code phrase for detox?

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Sequoia

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Wed Sep-08-04 03:16 PM
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10. Liar.

You really think we'll put it to rest? Think again. Wait, you are incapable of any serious thinking. Why would the CIA want you, you'd screw things up. So now we know it's your fault.

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