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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:46 PM
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Poll question: Bidet: 'freedom' cleanser or ass shower?
Edited on Fri Sep-10-04 01:48 PM by tridim
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:48 PM
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1. That's an "Ass Douche"
You get two crudisms for the price of one!

--bkl
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:48 PM
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2. LOL
I can't think of bidets without getting really embarrassed. Remember that bit in Crocodile Dundee when he yells out the window that he finally figured out what it's for? My Aussie boyfriend keeps threatening to do that when he visits. :silly:
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:49 PM
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3. i'll stick with tp over and bunched
when i want water 'down there' i'll take a bath or shower
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:49 PM
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4. Convenient toilet
When you're in Europe and there isn't one in your room.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 01:50 PM
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5. When I was in Germany, I dried my face on the bidet towel.
Here's the thing. I can't see shit without my glasses. Pun, unfortunately, intended. So, I washed my face and went looking for a towel. I only found one.
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