What if * was running against Jesus? - Democratic Underground

CatWoman

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Fri Sep-10-04 04:39 PM
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What if * was running against Jesus?

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Gato Moteado

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Fri Sep-10-04 04:41 PM
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1. ain't that the truth!

the freepers would still support chimpy.

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CatWoman

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Fri Sep-10-04 04:43 PM
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2. Hi, Mike!!

:hi:

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Gato Moteado

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Fri Sep-10-04 04:45 PM
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4. how are ya midori?

whats new?

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CatWoman

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Fri Sep-10-04 04:47 PM
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5. we just weathered Frances

now Ivan is on the way :scared:

even tho it didn't hit Georgia directly, Frances still caused a lot of problems.

take care!!!

:D

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Gato Moteado

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Fri Sep-10-04 05:00 PM
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8. i have friends in miami.....

the eye missed them too but i saw that the storm was so large it spanned FL and into GA. i hope you didnt get much damage to your property.

now ivan looks to be headed toward miami i guess.

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Generic Other

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Fri Sep-10-04 04:43 PM
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3. Holy Christ! Are they going to resurrect that smear?

Crucify the guy again?

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soupkitchen

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Fri Sep-10-04 04:57 PM
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6. And, Jesus nailed himself to the cross

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baldguy

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Fri Sep-10-04 04:59 PM
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7. "My name is Centurion Flavius Aurelius..."

"I was in the Jerusalem garrison when Mr. Christ was crucified. I can tell you - from my personal experience - we did not nail him to that cross. He was tied with ropes. And I did not stab in the side with my lance. It just didn't happen the way he claims it did."

But there is an eyewitness - his friend Thomas - who says that, though he was originally skeptical about the chain of events as they were related to him, actually met Jesus afterward and touched the wounds himself. What do you say to that?

"Well, Jesus must have inflicted those wounds on himself. We didn't do it."

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Generic Other

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Fri Sep-10-04 05:06 PM
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9. That Peter guy claims it wasn't even Christ

He says it was Judas who saved them.

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blondeatlast

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Fri Sep-10-04 05:08 PM
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10. Not to mention, 35, lives at home, (possible) virgin...

Edited on Fri Sep-10-04 05:10 PM by blondeatlast

How could He lead a nation?!

Edit: I just noticed that's from our old friends at MAD.

God bless 'em.

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tigereye

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Fri Sep-10-04 05:12 PM
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11. that is so sad

that is probably what would happen. I hate it when people "pretend" to be Christians and forget what Christ actually stood for.

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