Cheney Resists Offer to Try Wisconsin Custard

Goldom

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Fri Sep-10-04 05:43 PM
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Cheney Resists Offer to Try Wisconsin Custard

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040910/ap_on_el_pr/cheney_s_frozen_custard_1

GLENDALE, Wis. - Faced with a choice between chocolate, vanilla and orange dream frozen custard, Vice President Dick Cheney chose ... decaf coffee.

His campaign bus tour made a visit to Kopp's, famous locally for its frozen custard on Friday. Cheney stepped up to the counter, ordered his decaf and paid $1.06 in cash.

How could he resist the custard?

"I've got weaknesses but that's not one of them," Cheney said. He added that he did take a bite of wife Lynne's orange dream.

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Fri Sep-10-04 05:45 PM
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1. What?

That jackass was three blocks from my workplace and I didn't even know it?!?!?

He should have eaten a Kopp's burger. He then would have fallen into a deep, blissful sleep for several hours. They're like that.

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Cassandra

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Fri Sep-10-04 05:46 PM
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2. If they'd had blood custard...

he'd have eaten that!

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MichaelHarris

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Fri Sep-10-04 05:47 PM
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3. maybe

his bad-ass warrior ass is lactose intolerant. Can't have a lying fartin' VP now can we?

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Lefta Dissenter

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Fri Sep-10-04 05:53 PM
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4. Way to win those votes.

"Gee, thanks for going through the pain in the ass of welcoming me here, but I hate custard." Couldn't he just suck it up and eat some damned custard? Oh, that's right, he probably got a deferment. :eyes:

(Kerry would have eaten the custard...)

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IronLionZion

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Fri Sep-10-04 05:55 PM
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5. sugar may give him a heart attack

that's probably why he never gets excited either. I wonder how Lynne tolerated that grumpy old bastard all these years.

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ewagner

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Fri Sep-10-04 06:08 PM
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6. Viagra a trust fund and a

big-assed life insurance policy!!!!

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IronLionZion

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Fri Sep-10-04 08:49 PM
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7. Viagra would probably kill his black heart

I don't think he even has a pulse

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