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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:01 PM
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Dear lord, I'm bored. Entertain me.
OK, so I've had just enough wine to be tired but not enough to be drunk (and right now I'm too tired to drink more, lest I go to bed and the room starts spinning). This probably means I shouldn't drive anywhere, and I'm not within walking distance of anything worthwhile that's open.

There's some MTV pablum on television right now.

My husband's off posting stuff about poop, and 7th Sephiroth hasn't seen fit to provide me with the girlfriend he promised me some weeks back.

So, what to do? Any ideas? Thanks muchly.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:04 PM
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1. Here. This will keep you entertained.
http://www.oceanbluepools.com/hamster/
(Mrs. Beastman approved this torture)
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:04 PM
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3. I think I need to have a word with Mrs. Beastman...
:spank:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:05 PM
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5. Shall I hike up her nightie for you? Or shall I do it myself?
:evilgrin:
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:07 PM
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8. Didn't know she was that kind of lady...
:evilgrin:
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:08 PM
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11. Yeah, that sounded bad, didn't it?
She just accused me of sounding like a wife-swapper...
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:17 PM
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I don't think there's an entendre, double or otherwise, out there
Edited on Fri Sep-10-04 10:18 PM by eyesroll
dupe
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:17 PM
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25. I don't think there's an entendre, double or otherwise, out there
that I could use to respond to this without significantly offending Mrs. B.

Sorry 'bout that...:D

:hi:
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:04 PM
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2. Shoot heroin and make a porn video.
Then burn down someone's house and ambush the firemen with paintballs.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:05 PM
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4. Well, I can't say that's not creative
But, again...walking distance. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'm within walking distance of the heroin -- who isn't? -- but I don't own a video camera or a paintball gun.

I do have matches, though.
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:08 PM
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9. That bear is fucking freakie!
I don't know who is worse... The bear blowing Bush or Bush himself...
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FloridaPat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:06 PM
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6. Why not come down to Tampa or St. Pete, Nice little hurricane
coming up this way. I guarantee you will not be bored!
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:08 PM
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10. Touche.
A good friend of mine's in emergency services in Boca, and I don't think he's been home in a month -- he's been all over the state coordinating communication.

Stay safe!
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:07 PM
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7. I can poke you with a really long stick if you like.
It's made of cane, so it won't hurt much.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:09 PM
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12. Awww....what if I want it to hurt?
That would be some long stick, what with it needing to get through customs and all?
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:11 PM
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15. No it wouldn't. I would make it a subterranean stick.
I would stick it in the ground, my stick.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:20 PM
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27. OK, Dr. Seuss.
Would we need an Underground StickRoad or something?
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:09 PM
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13. Man, you should
get that checked out by a Dr. or somethin'...
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:11 PM
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14. Why? Do you think it should be wicker?
:shrug:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:12 PM
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17. That's not what Mrs. Byron said.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:14 PM
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20. Dude, there is no Mrs. Byron.
I don't know who you were speaking to. Was it the mushrooms again?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:17 PM
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24. No.
She is a friend I made up. She lives in Topeka.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:19 PM
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26. You mean you're not Mrs. Byron?
:shrug:
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:21 PM
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28. Only on very special occasions.
Like Tuesdays.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:25 PM
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29. Ah.
Remind me about that next week.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:11 PM
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16. Is Byron still looting ships dressed up as a pirate?
You can have fun in my thread thinking of movies, etc and replacing their key words with fuck, fucking.
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:14 PM
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19. I already came up with the Eternal Fucking of the Spotless Mind,
but, alas...my mind isn't spotless.

Thanks, though.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:15 PM
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22. Schindler's Wrist.
No. I can't go any further.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:13 PM
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18. Why not register at DU's Canadian equivalent, feign Canuckiness
and see how long you can get away with pretending to be Sacha from Chicoutimi (or Darla from Medicine Hat, for that matter)
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:14 PM
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21. I could actually be Maurice from Missisagua, if I knew how to spell that
Contact of mine. Nice guy. Grandpa-type. Clueless.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:16 PM
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23. There you go. If you see 'Biger Willy', hit on him.
http://www.rabble.ca/babble/ultimatebb.cgi
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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:26 PM
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30. Uh, you wouldn't happen to be "Biger Willy," would you?
I mean, I wouldn't want to make the Tuesday Mrs. Byron jealous.
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Screaming Lord Byron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 10:28 PM
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31. No. Over there I go by the weird name of 'Screaming Lord Byron'.
Whodafunkit?
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