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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 11:30 PM
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Poll question: When going to take a dump, do you like reading material?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 11:31 PM
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1. of course I do
Who the fuck doesnt read when they go on the fucking pot.
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Moonbeam_Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 11:33 PM
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2. You're female, right?
It always makes me giggle when girls talk of such things. I think because I was raised that we aren't supposed to. My best friend is GA-ROSS and it cracks me up. She's so feminine and then says the grossest things.
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 11:34 PM
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5. Oh you should have been in the dorm with us last night!!
We were talking about all sorts of things...Did you know that you can put yogurt directly onto a yeast infection? LOL
Duckie
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 11:40 PM
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7. I saw that on Crank Yankers once ...
But I did not believe that was true . Oh my LOL !
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SoDesuKa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 11:40 PM
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8. Commercials in Japan
Commercials in Japan feature singing turds. They promote the benefits of certain foods that give you a healthy dump.
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Mojambo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 11:33 PM
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3. I keep an Onion collection in there
It's perfect to read while "doing business"
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elperromagico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 11:34 PM
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4. I like to take an Ann Coulter book with me to the bathroom,
Edited on Fri Sep-10-04 11:34 PM by elperromagico
just in case I run out of toilet paper. :D

On edit: You didn't actually think I read that shit, did you?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 11:34 PM
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6. Yes, just in case I'm out of TP.
Needs SOMETHING to wipe my ass, right?
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-10-04 11:47 PM
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9. locked
might I suggest...



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