MrBenchley, I'm calling you out!!

Fantastic Bob Boudelang today!

Poor Bob. Poor Zell. Someone should help those nice men! :)

I feel a lot better now, knowing that he was helping out that great American patriot, Zell Miller, in defending the President's country from raging, pinko commie LIEburals.

Actual hand to hand, in your face combat.

From reading today's update, I can see that Bob's closed-head injury has heeled real nicely.

I thank God every day for the words He puts in our Great President's Mouth.

:kick:

"So after we got to the stationhouse and they soaked Zell down to make him stop sinigng "Dixie," they must of called somebody because Secret Service Agent Brown and some other Secret Service Agents showed up to take him and me away. I do not know where Zell went but I guess he went to the speech, where I am sure the Republicans were grateful and happy to show him off to the whole country. "

And, wouldn't you know it....Bob got hate mail...

"From: longstrong
Subject: Leftist lying traitor
U fuckin slime, the American people are now seeing you
for the traitors you are
BUSH IN A LANDSLIDE YOU COCKSUKING FAGGOT TRAITOR!!!"

and four from this idiot...

"From: "Jack straw"
Subject: starandbars says fuck you traitor"

"From: "Jack straw"
Subject: fuck warren county and new jersey too!"

"From: "Jack straw"
Subject: do not put kerry sticker on your car"

From: "Jack straw"
Subject: Warren County Dems
You Leftist piece of shit traitor!"

The thing is, no matter how scummy, illiterate or ignorant I try to make Bob, real right wing shitheads manage to out-do him...

And PS, since I know Jack Straw lurks here, let me add that he's a gutless closet case.

Zell surfaced again on the campaign trail in W. Va.