Breaking : Bush kills and eats a baby on live tv

Guava Jelly

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Sun Sep-12-04 09:28 AM
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Breaking : Bush kills and eats a baby on live tv

Chris Matthews "Americans see a strong leader"

CokeWhore Roberts "Kerry killed babies and women in vietnam while Pres Bush bravely served in texas"

Tim RussetPotatohead "President Bush showed Great resolve and skill the way he bit through the babies jugular I believe Senator Kerry wouldnt have the stones to attempt such a bite"

Fox news (pick a pundent) "The baby had a bomb vest on and bush Bravely took out the baby thus saving hundreds"

Christian Coalition "Bush kills antichrist baby was Jewish and unchristian"

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Kierkegaard

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Sun Sep-12-04 09:36 AM
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1. CNN: Baby found to have ties to al Quieda and WMD stockpile

Novak: "Kerry would have adopted the baby and raised it as a damn liberal!"

O'Really: "What's the big deal. In WWII we lost 100,000 babies a day..."

Michelle "psycho" Malkin: "...the baby may have eaten itself. Has anyone thought to ask that question?"

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Cocoa

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Sun Sep-12-04 09:39 AM
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2. Peggy Noonan

"I saw the President's greatness when he ate that darling little baby. He didn't do it sensitively, and he didn't put Heinz ketchup or imported French cheese. He ate it raw and unadorned, like the president himself. I can only hope he gives me the honor of licking his toilet bowl tomorrow, when his famously regular bowels expunge the infant."

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soupkitchen

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Sun Sep-12-04 09:44 AM
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4. Hey Cocoa, you give good Peggy Noonan

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liberalmike27

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Sun Sep-12-04 09:42 AM
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3. Some people say

It wasn't a real baby, as it didn't make cooing noises, and poop its pants.

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mrbill

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Sun Sep-12-04 09:49 AM
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5. chimpy could get away with pissing on the alamo

the sheriff can do no wrong.

strange times.

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mairceridwen

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Sun Sep-12-04 09:54 AM
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6. what to do what to do

Rush: mmmmmmm...baybeees

Hannity: Clinton Hated the Military. He HATED the military

Savage: Look, I mean what else are we going to do with all these third world, illegal immigrant, drug addicted, welfare cheating, aides infected faggot babies

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rooboy

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Sun Sep-12-04 09:55 AM
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7. You might not like what he did...

but you have to admire him for eating the baby after he killed it - I'm voting for George Bush because he stays the course.

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mairceridwen

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Sun Sep-12-04 09:58 AM
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8. oh the spin...the spin

That baby was a forgery.

That baby was killed by the dems and its entrails planted in bush's mouth

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