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matcom

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:04 AM
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Its Official: Having Sex With A Corpse Now Illegal In California

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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger (news - web sites) signed a bill barring necrophilia, a spokeswoman said on Friday.

The new legislation marks the culmination of a two-year drive to outlaw necrophilia in the state and will help prosecutors who have been stymied by the lack of an official ban on the practice, according to experts.

"Nobody knows the full extent of the problem. ... But a handful of instances over the past decade is frequent enough to have a bill concerning it," said Tyler Ochoa, a professor at Santa Clara University School of Law who has studied California cases involving allegations of necrophilia.

"Prosecutors didn't have anything to charge these people with other than breaking and entering. But if they worked in a mortuary in the first place, prosecutors couldn't even charge them with that," Ochoa said.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=3&u=/nm/20040913/od_nm/crime_necrophilia_dc

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lil-petunia

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:05 AM
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1. why does this thread remind me of my ex?

Except the ex was still breathing.

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GiovanniC

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:06 AM
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2. Damn, I Guess I Missed My Window

n/t

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Swamp Rat

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:09 AM
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3. I guess the Gropenf�hrer and his skeleton can't "do it" anymore.

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Bronco69

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:09 AM
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4. What about Box Turtles?

I hope you can still have sex with Box Turtles!

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no_hypocrisy

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:10 AM
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5. If you're arrested and go to trial, how do they get the victim to testify

against you?

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Magrittes Pipe

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:10 AM
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6. Well, fuck.

I guess I'll have to cancel my trip. x(

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Richardo

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:13 AM
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7. There's still that loophole re: exhuming and eating your grandson's corpse

Edited on Mon Sep-13-04 08:16 AM by Richardo

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1665518 :scared:

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MikeG

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:15 AM
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8. Don't tell Mrs. Imus.

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Richardo

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:16 AM
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9. HA!

:D

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Spinzonner

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:16 AM
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10. Well, at least it will discourage

all those Texans from flocking here.

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sui generis

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:26 AM
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11. you mean Republican Texans right?

they actually don't have to leave texas to have sex with their wives.

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blondeatlast

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:26 AM
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12. Well thank God. Next thing they'd do would be to elect

a steroid pumped, quasi-serial rapist to the gover...

WHAT?!

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Cheswick2.0

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:38 AM
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13. does anyone know why people even want to have sex with a corpse

I can understand a lot of fetishes. I can even understand why people who have been molested grow up to do the same thing to chilren. I do not understand what motivates someone to want to have sex with a dead person.
I don't get it at all.

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arwalden

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:01 AM
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16. Reasons To Have Sex With A Corpse...

Edited on Mon Sep-13-04 09:24 AM by arwalden

No guilt about premature ejaculation?
Never having to worry about embarrassment over size issues?
Never having to worry about anyone's orgasm except their OWN?
No expense of a fancy dinner date and/or alcohol?
No clingy, needy partners who get upset when you don't telephone them the next day?
No worries about unintended pregnancy?

-- Allen

(I'm just guessing.)

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TheCentepedeShoes

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Mon Sep-13-04 08:48 AM
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14. Too bad it wasn't illegal

in Connecticut back in the 40's. Then we wouldn't have that squatter in the White House.

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AngryAmish

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:01 AM
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15. Shit

Just keep my little "incident" between us, OK?

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arwalden

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:03 AM
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17. What If They Are Alive When You Start... But Die During?

It's happened.

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matcom

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:14 AM
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18. i'm so sorry for your loss

:7

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arwalden

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:21 AM
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20. Ya Big Screwball!! -- Not ME-e-e-e!

LOL!!

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matcom

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:49 AM
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22. heh

oh, sorry Allen :D

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:15 AM
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19. I swear, your honor, he was still warm...

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Wilber_Stool

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Mon Sep-13-04 09:21 AM
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21. What next.

Pretty soon they may make it illegal the dead to vote in Chicago.

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SarahB

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Mon Sep-13-04 10:14 AM
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23. What does it say about a person who loses to a dead guy?

In the current administration, I guess it means you should be appointed attorney general. :shrug:

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BigMcLargehuge

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Mon Sep-13-04 10:16 AM
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24. Now where am I gonna go for vacation? Tell me that huh?

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