I need advice from DUers, men who are studs, and women.

This girl is a waitress at my favourite bar. It is a small place and only her and another girl work the place. She is downright amazing, smart, funny, gorgeous. Only thing, I have no idea how to make a move on a waitress. I mean she gets it all night. I mean she knows me somewhat because I am a regular. But I don't want to make a putz out of myself and be embarrased to go to my favourite bar... Tonight I gave her a smoking tip, not because I like her, but because they bumped me and my friend up on the list for seating. See, I don't know how to tell when a waitress is serious, or just doing her job. It seems like there is a vibe, but it could be friendly, how do you tell?. Even then, how do you make a move? AHH! Any advice, oh wise DU studs?

Oh by the way, my gardening job may be sexy, she had a problem with a plant and I told her I wasn't sure but I'd ask my supervisor how to handle it, and I'd get back to her.

On edit: my intentions are honourable.

and has heard it all. Dude if you are sincere and are at all attractive shes all over it if she is available... sounds stupid but be yourself....

Peace, dawgman.

make sure she's not busy when you talk to her.

;-)

Just be you... It's the sexiest thing for the right person, I assure you. Oh... that with a smile of course :) Good luck!

in my undisciplined youth, I often found that bar waitresses ended up being trouble more often than not. Too often they ended up having too many personal issues that made them less attractive for a relationship beyond the rest of the night after the bar closed.

from 'waitresses ended up being trouble more often than not'

to 'the opposite sex ended up being trouble more often than not'

but oh I'll bet you have some good memories!

That you are the Crocodile Hunter. She'll swoon. My wife assures me this will work. Of course she is married to me.

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MY GIRLFRIEND IS A WAITRESS (Rod Hodges, Joe Cabral)

My girlfriend has a job down at the local cafe
Serving hotcakes 'n coffee 'n fried eggs every day
Some people are cool but some are rude
They do nothing but complain
Then my baby comes home and she drives me insane

My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
Treat her right
My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
I love her and I'm gonna pick her up from work tonight

The money that she makes doesn't go too far
She's got to split it up with the guy behind the bar
The regulars get on her nerves
They treat her like a slave
The kitchen's always yellin' at her baby come and get this plate

My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
Treat her right
My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
I love her and I'm gonna pick her up from work tonight

If I had a million dollars I tell you just what I'd do
I'd buy a '66 Fury in your favorite color baby blue
I'd tell your boss that you quit your job
I'd tell him where to go
And then we'd drive south honey and we'd head down to Mexico

My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
Treat her right
My girlfriend is a waitress
My girlfriend is a waitress
I love her and I'm gonna pick her up from work tonight

and ask her out.

Simple as that