Slightly odd question for a Saturday night re calico cats

Valerie5555

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Sat Sep-06-03 11:10 PM
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Slightly odd question for a Saturday night re calico cats

Wondered what would happen if a group of calico cats decided to form a MEOW QUAEDA organization, and then take over John Ashcroft's office to terroize the hell out of him.

It was just that it was known that he's AFRAID or :scared: of CALICO CATS since he thinks they're "unnatural" since they're largely "girls" or female cats and they "boys" or calico male cats or calico tomcats are very rare, the ones who could "bring it on" in terms of SIRING KITTENS are RARER still.

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TroubleMan

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Sat Sep-06-03 11:11 PM
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1. I always thought

That you could really scare the hell out of him if you invaded his office with Hooters Girls. He's really scared of breasts.

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Valerie5555

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Sat Sep-06-03 11:21 PM
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3. Yes, yes, how about CALICO CATS and FLIGHT ATTENDANTS for Hooters Airlines

(for I think there's now a "Hooters Airlines" but am not sure about that:shrug:) with INVITATIONS for him to JOIN THEIR MILE HIGH CLUB, as well as PORNOGRAPHIC GIRLIE MAGAZINES such as PLAYBOY.

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wtmusic

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Sat Sep-06-03 11:16 PM
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2. He thinks they're a sign of the devil

Now, imagine TOPLESS calico cats...

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Valerie5555

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Sat Sep-06-03 11:22 PM
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4. Or totally NEKKID or NAKED calico cats

BARING their BREASTS.

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Melsky

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Sat Sep-06-03 11:22 PM
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5. Ashcroft is so sad!

This is my calico, Minty Fresh. I call her my little ashcroft repellent.

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Valerie5555

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Sat Sep-06-03 11:25 PM
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6. Dare I say this but I once had a calico kitty named Ginger as a kid

wonder if your calico kitty had a "quirk" of an odd sounding meow, Ginger sure did. "Wa - aow, wa- aow, wa - aow, Wa - aow, WA - AOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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pansypoo53219

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Sat Sep-06-03 11:45 PM
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7. My brother the dittohead

has a calico cat, Taffy. uess it's my asscroft repellent.

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Valerie5555

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Sat Sep-06-03 11:47 PM
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8. Maybe sometime I should get a GINGER THE SECOND so

Edited on Sat Sep-06-03 11:55 PM by Valerie5555

she could be my ASHCROFT REPELLENT too.

On edit: Whoopsie, make that ASSCROTCH REPELLENT.

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