CNN Admits It Cannot Prove Authenticity of Wolf Blitzer

The wonderful James Wolcott:

"In a shock announcement that will reverberate through broadcast journalism, CNN has acknowledged that it can no longer vouch for the authenticity of host Wolf Blitzer.
After months of being buffeted by accusations and speculation, CNN subjected Blitzer to a series of forensic tests over the weekend and determined that his beard is a polyfiber synthetic and his lack of affect was attributable to a defective chip insecurely fitted into his fliptop head.
"Though we regret learning Wolf Blitzer is animatronic," said CNN chief Bip Peterson, "this in no way undermines the integrity of the journalism he did for the network, or CNN's commitment to the reelection of George Bush."
Speculation now turns to CNN's Judy Woodruff, rumored for years to be a stick-figure pictogram, despite fierce denials from colleagues who claim to have ridden the elevator with her."

http://jameswolcott.com/archives/2004/09/cnn_admits_it_c.php

If you haven't been reading his blog, you should start....

http://jameswolcott.com/

Out of all of them, David Assman, Bill O'Liarly, Sean "Heil" Hannity, Whore Blister was the biggest cheerleader for the Iraq war and continues to support the war. The man has the blood of thousands on his hands.