Wish Corruptor game - Democratic Underground

TXlib

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:15 AM
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Wish Corruptor game

I got this idea from another website...

To play, you must grant the preceding person's wish, but with twisted, unexpected consequences, and then add a new wish of your own.

e.g. --

I wish I had the Swedish Bikini Team.

Wish granted, but they all used to be men.

Here's mine:

I wish I had a billion dollars.

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Burma Jones

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:16 AM
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1. OK, but it's all in Pennies

I wish I had a Ferrari.........

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TXlib

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:19 AM
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2. Wish granted, but it's a Matchbox.

I wish Heather Graham fell deeply in lust with me.

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mrboba1

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:22 AM
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3. Wish granted, But its not the one you're thinking of...

Edited on Tue Sep-21-04 09:24 AM by mrboba1

its the dog:

I wish the fucker next to me could eat with his mouth shut!!

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TXlib

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:24 AM
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5. Wish granted... he eats with his ass now, instead.

I wish I were immortal.

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mrboba1

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:26 AM
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6. wish granted. You have no morals.

(I figured that was just a typo)

I wish Bush would eat another pretzel.

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TXlib

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:38 AM
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9. Wish granted. He eats another pretzel. So what?

I wish I could control people's minds.

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goju

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:43 AM
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13. Granted

"I wish I could control people's minds."

But you cant control your own.

I wish I could eat anything I want

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baldguy

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:53 AM
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18. Granted, but you have an unfortunate craving for feces.

I wish I didn't have to work.

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Richardo

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:56 AM
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19. Wish granted - you're a Republican congressman from Texas.

I wish I could vacation in France.

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baldguy

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Tue Sep-21-04 10:03 AM
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22. You don't think selling other people's souls isn't work?

Especially at those wholesale prices!

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goju

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Tue Sep-21-04 10:06 AM
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24. Granted, but its France Idaho

I wish I had a full time butler.

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baldguy

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Tue Sep-21-04 10:15 AM
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25. You don't want a butler.

Haven't you heard the old murder-mystery cliche "The butler did it"?

Just who do you think the butler "does", hmmmm?

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Richardo

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Tue Sep-21-04 11:11 AM
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27. Wish granted - but it's Gilbert Gottfried...

I wish for 100 more wishes...

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Richardo

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:23 AM
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4. Wish granted, but it's Heather Graham the romance novel author...

Edited on Tue Sep-21-04 09:40 AM by Richardo

...who bears an unfortunate resemblance to Ann Coulter.

I wish I had a windowed office.

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salvorhardin

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:30 AM
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7. Wish granted, but it's

a magic window that looks directly into W and Laura's bedroom.

I wish I lived in Vancouver (BC).

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goju

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:39 AM
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10. Granted

"I wish I lived in Vancouver (BC)."

But bush was deported and is now your president.

I wish I had a denver omlette.

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TXlib

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:41 AM
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12. Wish granted, but John's a little rancid by now.

I wish I hadn't said that.

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Richardo

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:43 AM
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14. That makes two of us, I mean, wish granted,

Edited on Tue Sep-21-04 09:45 AM by Richardo

...but the editing period has elapsed.

I wish I could post on DU for a living.

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TXlib

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:45 AM
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16. Wish granted; here's your 50 cents.

I'm a little hard of hearing.

I wish I weren't hard of hearing.

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goju

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:51 AM
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17. Wish granted

But all you can hear is bill oreilly

I wish my screen door wasnt bent.

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goju

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:45 AM
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15. Granted

But you did type it.

I wish I knew what the hell you meant LOL

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Richardo

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:59 AM
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20. Wish granted - he's referring to John Denver,

but now you can never forget that. :scared:

I wish I were a successful writer.

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goju

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Tue Sep-21-04 10:02 AM
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21. Doh! Granted

But now no one can read.

I wish I wasnt so slow in the head.

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EstimatedProphet

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Wed Sep-22-04 01:14 PM
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48. Wish granted

You're now slow in the other head.
I wish you all a Merry Christmas.

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:32 AM
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8. i wish i was tall

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TXlib

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Tue Sep-21-04 09:40 AM
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11. Wish granted. You're now the Sears Tower.

I wish my wife would tie me up and spank me! :evilgrin:

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Richardo

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Tue Sep-21-04 10:05 AM
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23. Wish granted - but you have to wait until she's done with Newt Gingrich

I wish could travel in time.

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flvegan

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Tue Sep-21-04 10:21 AM
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26. Wish granted...but you can only go back 5 mins at a time

And you must stay for 5 minutes, leaving you in a 5 minute loop forever.

I wish all cruelty to all people and animals would cease forever.

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Richardo

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Tue Sep-21-04 11:17 AM
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28. Wish granted - if you can figure how to support Earth's entire ecosphere

...on vegetation alone.

I wish I knew the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

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Briarius

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Tue Sep-21-04 11:24 AM
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29. Granted

But Monty Python's Holy Grail is an anathema and outlawed. I wish I had a well paying job w/benifits

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flvegan

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Tue Sep-21-04 12:09 PM
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30. Granted, but you're Dick Cheney's mistress.

I wish Bush hadn't stolen the election, or better yet, had it stolen for him.

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Unperson 309

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Tue Sep-21-04 12:29 PM
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31. Wish granted...

but that means America truly IS 100% behind shrub and his fascist friends! RUN!!

I wish I was able to turn into any animal I wanted to.

309

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liontamer

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Tue Sep-21-04 04:40 PM
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32. wish granted

but you must then be instantly transported to that animals natural environment with all the dangers and hardships that entails. and if you're natural habitat has been encroached by humans you must go to the zoo.

I wish I could teleport

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cmf

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Tue Sep-21-04 04:43 PM
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33. Wish granted

but you can only teleport to downtown Baghdad.

I wish this day would end already.

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MrScorpio

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Tue Sep-21-04 04:48 PM
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34. Wish Granted

But a comet hitting the Earth is going to be the reason it ends

I wish I had my own Pacific Island with beautiful women

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stupid grin

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Tue Sep-21-04 04:50 PM
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35. wish granted

Edited on Tue Sep-21-04 04:51 PM by MaineKerryGirl

unfortunately, hurricane Jeanne took an unexpected turn throught the Panama Canal and landed smack-dab on the shores of your Pacific paradise, washing all your bikini-clad sweeties out to sea.

I wish I would win Powerball so dh and I could move to New Zealand.

{sp}

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Briarius

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Tue Sep-21-04 05:08 PM
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36. Wish Granted, but New Zeland is going to fall into the Pacific

I wish that we had all our stuff packed up for the move :D

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Bluebear

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Tue Sep-21-04 05:10 PM
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37. Wish granted, but you packed the dog in a box with your cookbooks

I wish I were on a Caribbean cruise right now.

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EstimatedProphet

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Tue Sep-21-04 05:14 PM
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40. Wish granted. Say hello to Hurricane Jeanne.

I wish I were 18 again.

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stupid grin

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Tue Sep-21-04 05:17 PM
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41. wish granted

but the scientist who created the time machine miscalculated and sent you back to age 18 with an 85 year old body.

I wish I didn't have so much indigestion tonight.

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eyesroll

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Tue Sep-21-04 05:11 PM
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38. Wish granted, but it's gonna get loaded on a truck and sent to the bottom

of the Potomac.

I wish I'd shake this damn bug/flu/whatever the hell it is already.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Sep-21-04 05:12 PM
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39. Wish granted;

but your car key is in one of the boxes. God knows which.

I wish I was drop-dead gorgeous.

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Pithlet

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Tue Sep-21-04 06:03 PM
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42. Wish granted.

But everyone else goes blind.

I wish I would never grow old.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Wed Sep-22-04 12:45 PM
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46. Wish granted;

but you're surrounded by freepers for eternity.

I wish my house would clean itself.

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TXlib

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Wed Sep-22-04 08:41 AM
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43. Wish granted.

You've dropped dead. But you're gorgeous!

I wish I didn't have such stinky flatulence today!

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ScreamingMeemie

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Wed Sep-22-04 08:43 AM
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44. You don't. But that continuous nosebleed you've got going there is

a real turnoff.

I wish my desk was clean. :hi:

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Briarius

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Wed Sep-22-04 10:24 AM
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45. Granted, but now all the stuff is on the floor

:evilgrin:
I wish I had better people skills

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EstimatedProphet

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Wed Sep-22-04 12:51 PM
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47. Wish granted. You can now make craft objects out of people.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I've heard how wonderful Bush is!

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Richardo

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Wed Sep-22-04 01:42 PM
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49. Wish granted - but you have to live at the UN.

I wish I had the time and money for a luxury round-the-world vacation.

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