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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 12:49 PM
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My foot stopped itching when my cat pooped on it.
Cat poop. Is there anything it can't do?
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 12:49 PM
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1. I don't think so
It's a great dinner for my dog!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 12:50 PM
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2. A retriever, I'm guessing?
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mrboba1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 12:54 PM
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5. Beagle.
Eats everything except lettuce and onion.
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Kid_A Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 12:52 PM
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3. That's the best thread title I've ever seen.
And I don't think it was the poop that made your itch go away, I think it was that you were distracted by the fact that your cat actually pooped on your foot and forgot all about the itch.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 12:53 PM
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4. um
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1699836
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Kid_A Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:10 PM
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8. Well, now I feel like an idiot.
:dunce::dunce::dunce::dunce:

I should have known this was a copycat thread gone horribly wrong...:
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:06 PM
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6. I don't think it can cure cancer
Yet. ;-)
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:07 PM
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7. No? Have you TRIED it?
Get back to me on that one.
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:24 PM
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14. Are you telling me I have cancer?
I better eat some catshit right now! :scared:
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:11 PM
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9. EWWWW
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:18 PM
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10. It may be a copycat, but

I think the thread title may be a great coffee-table book title. I see a cartoon-y kind of style, with Lynda Barry-esque cats running around, pooping in the podiatrist's office... Hey, call an agent! I think I can get Chronicle Books interested!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:20 PM
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12. Can the book be in the shape of a litter box?
With a scratch-and-sniff dustcover?
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:24 PM
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15. I love it!
And the bookmark can be in the shape of an old sweatsock. :-) Unfortunately, we won't be able to make this year's holiday gift-buying season, so we'll have to plan for '05.
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:19 PM
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11. This should help
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:21 PM
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13. Baaahahahahaha!
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Donkeyboy75 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:24 PM
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16. Tune in next time to:
"Ronny K Reveals the Mysteries of the World."
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-21-04 01:25 PM
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17. I'm getting confused
Are these copycat threads echos of yesterday's "My cat hates me" thread? "the cat pissed in my laundry" thread from last week?
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