THE INITIATION RITUAL INTO THE MYSTERY CULT OF BILL THE CAT

THE INITIATION RITUAL INTO THE MYSTERY CULT OF BILL THE CAT

*CIRCLE SETUP*

Bill the Cat altar in the center of the circle or near fire pit. At the west place a partially full bottle or can of beer (the worst you can find, enough to anoint your initiates). At the north place an ashtray filled with sand. Near the altar place a spittoon (optional).

*ALTAR SETUP*

Bill-the-Cat icon, statue or image

Cigarettes and lighter

Lit candles

Unopened bottle/can of beer

Bottle of bubble solution with wand

Brazier with charcoal

Catnip incense

Plate of Goldfish Crackers in cat food bowl

Gather coveners together and teach them these songs:

"We are Siame-ese if you ple-ease,
We are Siamese if you don't please!
We are former residents of Siam,
There is not a finer cat than I am!"

The "Meow-meow" song from the cat-food tv commercial

And the chant:

"ACK, ACK,ACK, PLBB, PLBB, PLBB"

MORE...........................

http://www.bimc.org/bimc/oldweb/bill.html

http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/



:D

But keep Opus! Bill & Opus for Pres and VP!

from the above linked site:

http://www.berkeleybreathed.com/fav_strip10.html

oh my goodness, is that steve dallas behind bush's mask - is opus the recently retired ari?

NOT a pleasant experience.

chris chocola's district.... chris wanted to make that district republican.... lets send him/them the best of the lot ;-)

how long do you think it will take, given your edited thread title... for a) the thread to be deleted per your request... or b) someone to actually click on it and chime in/join us on this thread about nothing - as they are curious why a deleted thread request, actually is getting new posts....

It is a Sunday afternoon...and it's slow out there.

I guess we're the ones with no lives today.

Sniff...

;-)

;)

THE INITIATION RITUAL INTO THE MYSTERY CULT OF BILL THE CAT

*CIRCLE SETUP*

Bill the Cat altar in the center of the circle or near fire pit. At the west place a partially full bottle or can of beer (the worst you can find, enough to anoint your initiates). At the north place an ashtray filled with sand. Near the altar place a spittoon (optional).

*ALTAR SETUP*

Bill-the-Cat icon, statue or image

Cigarettes and lighter

Lit candles

Unopened bottle/can of beer

Bottle of bubble solution with wand

Brazier with charcoal

Catnip incense

Plate of Goldfish Crackers in cat food bowl

Gather coveners together and teach them these songs:

"We are Siame-ese if you ple-ease,
We are Siamese if you don't please!
We are former residents of Siam,
There is not a finer cat than I am!"

The "Meow-meow" song from the cat-food tv commercial

And the chant:

"ACK, ACK,ACK, PLBB, PLBB, PLBB"

MORE...........................

http://www.bimc.org/bimc/oldweb/bill.html

and a special cheer for notawol for joining us!

Shall be my "Wagga wagga wagga!"

:evilgrin:

Though with the new thread title.... Opus needing erasure suddenly makes no sense... ah... but in the cult of Bill the Cat... sensemaking should be banned !

I'll be looking for the "ACK, ACK, ACK, PLBB, PLBB, PLBB!"

"ACK, ACK, ACK, PLBB, PLBB, PLBB!"

Opus Rules! Always has...Always will