Here's a Republican Joke

George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are traveling down a country road on a campaign tour when their car breaks down.

There was a farm where the car broke down and The three decided to ask whomever lived there if they could stay the night.

The farmer said "yes, but on one condition". The three noded as to agreeing. The Farmer said "none of you can have sex with my daughter are clear on that". The three repied "crystal clear".

Later that evening Dick had to use the bathroom and on his way to the outhouse he saw the Farmers daughter asleep on the couch.

He asked"have you ever had sex with the most powerful man in the white house", she awnsered back "no". "Would you like too" Dick asked again and she replied "yes".

Rumsfeld was awakin by the noise from the living room and went to see what was going on. When he saw what was happening he asked the Farmers daughter "you up for a three way?" she replied "yes"

George W Bush was awakened by the noise and went rushing into the living room dressed in his Mighty Morphin Power Ranger pajama's to see what was happening. When he saw what was happening He sceamed"I WANT IN I WANT IN!!" and jumped on the pile of humanity.

The farmer awakened by George's screaming grabbed his shot gun and dashed into the living room. He seen what his three guest were doing and shouted "YA'LL GETS OFF MY DAUGHTER NOW".

He then ordered his daughter to tie them up so they can be punished in the morning.

The next day the farmer untied the three and told them to to go out on his farm and pick their three favorite fruits. The three then left and went looking for there three favorite fruits.

Dick Cheney was the first to return and he picked three shiny red apples. The Farmer then ordered "bend over", Dick replied and had the three apples shoved up his ass.

Rumsfeld returned to hear Dick moaning in pain and he was holding three oranges he picked. The farmer then ordered Rumsfeld to "bend over" and he then shoved the oranges up his ass. Rumsfeld began laughing very hard as he sat down next to Dick Cheney.

Cheney saw him laughing and couldn't understand how he could be laughing. Dick asked "arn't you in pain?"
Rumsfeld awnsers "yes, I'm in great pain"
Dick "then how are you laghing?"
Rumsfeld Awnsers "because George is out back picking watermellons".

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growing in the same climate. :7

In a climate controled Greenhouse;)

Thanks!

However I remember W picking pineapples.

who wouldn't have gone for the daughter........

THOSE EVIL BREASTS!! :bounce::bounce:

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