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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 03:45 PM
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I'm farting too much.
My apartment smells like an abbatoir. Never again will I eat Taco Bell Bean Burrito Especials.
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 03:48 PM
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1. Don't light a match!
Open the windows for Christ's sake before you suffocate.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 03:55 PM
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3. I've got my window open, and there's 40mph winds outside.
So it's airing out.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 03:49 PM
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2. call 1-800-222-1222
and ask for Clyde
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-19-04 03:57 PM
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4. Now Who In His Right Mind Would Eat At Taco Hell? n/t
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