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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:37 PM
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I'm a disgusting Pig
I'm so bloated I can hardly walk.
I HAD to go down to the Supermaket...HAD to buy 1/2 gallon of Brayer's Ice cream + Jar of Malt + Chocolate Syrup + LARGE can Whipped Cream...
..Come back to the House...put the above in blender, Not once but 3 times....Geez..I ate the whole damn Mess!
Christ..that's like 57,000 cal.
I feel like I swallowed a Watermelon or I'm Pregnant.

Oh Well..if there is a heaven, I'm sure it has oceans of Chocolate Malts..
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:38 PM
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1. How about a wafer thin mint???
just one??
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:39 PM
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2. boo hiss!
I still remember that scene from Monty Python!
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:42 PM
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4. Aw Geez..I remember that one also... PAIL Sir?? LOL!
.
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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:46 PM
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6. I still have to close my eyes during that scene!
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:55 PM
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9. Did you notice during that scene.....
...that the other folks in the restaurant were just eating supper as if nothing was happening?..LOL....I'd be barfing right along with the Fat Guy..
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Sporadicus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:53 PM
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8. 'How Are We Today, Mr. Creosote?'
'Better'

'Better, sir?'

'Better get a bucket!'
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Nlighten1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:59 PM
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10. Fuck off.
I can't eat another bite...

LOL
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:41 PM
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3. ANy insulin handy ?
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Berserker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:43 PM
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5. Rush is that you?
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 08:51 PM
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7. Oink...SQUEEEEELLLL...
Maybe I'll make double Cheeseburger after awhile....
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skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 09:00 PM
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11. Stick an apple in your mouth..

...that will keep you from eating any more.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 09:02 PM
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12. Jeez, no nut /cherry topping?
What are ya, un-American?

Good thing you're not lactose intolerant or you'd be levitating about now. :P
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-18-04 09:02 PM
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13. Perhaps. But you're my kind of disgusting pig!
That sundae sounds awesome! :9
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