HILARIOUS conversation between two nine year olds I just heard

Little Moonbeam has a friend over from her class to play for the afternoon. They are in her playroom across the hall. Here is the conversation they just had. I will call my daughter Erin and her friend Melissa (names have been changed!).

Erin: Oh yeah, well you're ECCENTRIC!

Melissa: You're enigmatic!

Erin: (laughing) You're killing me over here! You are erratic!

Melissa: Well you are erroneous.

Erin: You don't even know what that means.

Melissa: Yes I do! Stop contradicting me!

Erin: You are.....elephant-like.

Melissa: (long pause) No, I'm not. I think my parents are gonna vote for John Kerry.

Erin: Well, at least they have some sense, huh?

Melissa: Yeah.

Erin: We'll be best friends forever, ok?

Melissa: Ok.

(Little note from me: WHERE THE HELL are they getting that vocabulary? I read a lot as a kid, and I didn't have a vocabulary like that. I'm not sure they completely understood the words, but that was a hoot to listen to. The political angle seemed to completely come out of left-field.)

That was so cute.
They are like sponges, they are!

That is too funny!

of the dictionary.

still...I suspect their teacher might have just done something like that in class...they are in the same class.

:D

and they're up to the "e" department...

and she'll be hearing from my lawyer!;)

That's a cute convo...

SEe, you truly ARE enigmatic!

So not that much of a non sequitur. Sounds like "Melissa" couldn't think of another e-word and decided to do some wordplay on elephants instead.

I'm sure it did make her think of Republicans, then it reminded her her parents are voting for Kerry. It's well known Little Moonbeam likes Kerry (she did a little speech on the morning announcements at school in support of Kerry the other day) so her friend thought to tell her.

I love how random kids are.

What did you do? It is hard to imagine that one would not have been laughing their head off listening in to that conversation.

halfway through. They were having too much fun to notice me.

Currently playing "restaurant" in the kitchen. I am a little scared to look. I did hear "Melissa" give my daughter a little mini-lecture on thinking for herself when my daughter suggested Melissa put her napkin in her lap. ???? It was weird, but interesting.

tomorrow it is the F words...... :evilgrin:

They'll be.......CHENEYING!!!

THE HORRORS!!!!

See what bushco has done to the children?

when my daughter was about 3 or 4 years old. I took her out for lunch and gave her the money to pay the cashier, she liked doing that. The waitress, beaming and smiling asked her, and how old are you?
to which my lil girl replied: 32
(she got her weight and years mixed up)
heh.